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One Name For Me...... by Barselonia(m): 6:56am On Jan 25, 2015
Can u imagine i stored my girlfriend’s number with her
name on my phone o. This morning, I decided to call
and check on her to know how she is doing. As I
scrolled to her number and called, a voice said; you
have insufficient credit to make this call, please
recharge and try again. I checked my account balance
to confirm this, it was true, so, I borrowed my
neighbour’s phone to make this call.
This neighbour of mine is my close pal o. Someone that
we played with pant in the streets together when we
were growing up. Very reliable guy-man he is.
As I dialed my girlfriend’s number on his phone, do
you know what appeared on the screen? ”MY LOVE”. I
started wondering; how did the phone know that the
owner of the number is my lover? When I asked my
friend how the phone knows that the owner of that
number is my love,
my friend told me that this is what all this new phones
do nowadays o!.
So technology has gotten to this level? Chai.! White
people are really trying o! We are really moving
forward oh…technology, thank you ohhhhh!
One word for me...?
Re: One Name For Me...... by ShakurM(m): 7:01am On Jan 25, 2015
Dumbasslowpoke grin
Re: One Name For Me...... by Barselonia(m): 7:09am On Jan 25, 2015
ShakurM:
Dumbasslowpoke grin
lolzz ..I was thinking u would say technology man
Re: One Name For Me...... by ShakurM(m): 7:16am On Jan 25, 2015
Barselonia:

lolzz ..I was thinking u would say technology man
u were still thinking..lmao
God help u bro

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