WORDS FROM A FATHER TO A SON ABOUT
MARRIAGE
It is always nice to share stuff like this. Funny but true advice

1. My son, if you keep spending on a woman and
she never asked you if you’re saving or investing,
and she keeps enjoying the attention, don’t marry her. eg Tantanlizer babes

2. My son, a woman could be a
good wife to you, some could be a good mother to your children but if you’ve found a woman like a mother to you, your children and your family, please don’t let her go. Gbam

3. My son, don’t confine the position of your wife to the kitchen, where did you get that from? Even in our days, we had farm-lands where they
worked every morning . . . that was our office.

4. My son, if I tell you that you’re the head of the house, don’t look at your pocket; look if you will
see a smile on your wife’s face.

5. My son, if you want to have a long life, let your wife be in- charge of your salary, it will be difficult for her to spend it when she’s aware of the home
needs and bills to pay but if it’s in your care, she will keep you asking even when all has been
spent.

6. My son, don’t ever beat your woman, the pain in
her body is nothing to be compared to the wound
on her heart and that means you may be in trouble
living with a wounded woman.

7. My son, now that you’re married, if you live a
bachelor kind of life with your wife, you will soon
be single again.

8. My son, in our days, we had
many wives and many children because of our
large farm- lands and many harvests, there are
hardly any land for farming anymore, so embrace
your woman closely.

9. My son, under the cocoa tree that I did meet
your mother could be your eateries and
restaurants of nowadays, but remember, the closet
thing we did there was to embrace each other.

10. My son, don’t be carried away when you start
making more money, instead of
spending on those tiny legs that never knew how
hard you worked to get it, spend it on that
woman that stood by you all along.

11. My son, when I threw little stones or whistled
at the window of your mother
father’s house, to call her out, it was not for sex, it
was because I missed her so much.

12. My son, remember, when you say your wife
has changed, there could be something you’ve
stopped doing too.

13. My son, your mother rode the bicycle with me
before I bought that tortoise car
outside there, any woman that won’t endure with
you in your little beginning should not enjoy your
riches.

14. My son, don’t compare your wife to any
woman, there are ways she’s enduring you too
and has she ever compared you to any man? 15. My son, there is this thing you people call
feminism, well, if a woman claim to have equal
right with you in the house,
divide all the bills into two equal parts, take one
part and ask her to start paying the other part.

16. My son, I met your mother a virgin and I took
more yams to her father, if you don’t meet your
wife a virgin, don’t blame
her, what I didn’t tell you is that our women had
prestige.

17. My son, I didn’t send your sisters to school
because I was foolish like many to think a female
child won’t extend my
family name, please don’t make that mistake, the
kind of female achievers I see nowadays has made
the male-gender an ordinary tag.

18. My son, your mother have once locked up the
cloth I was wearing and almost tore it because she
was angry, I did not raise my hand to beat her
because of a day like this, so that I can be proud to
tell you that I never for once beat your mother.

19. My son, in our days, our women had more of
natural beauty, though I wouldn’t lie to you, some
had minor painting of their appellation mostly on
their arms, the ones you people now call tattoo,
but don’t forget that they didn’t expose any part
of their body like your women of nowadays.
20. My son, your mother and I are not interested in
what happens in your marriage, try to handle
issues without always coming to us.
21. My son, remember I bought your mother’s first
sewing machine for her, help your wife achieve
her dreams just as you’re pursuing yours.

22. My son, don’t stop taking care of me and your
mother, so that your children will take care of you too

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