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Why Me?????? by Lennylinconlee(m): 1:33pm On Jan 28, 2015 |
WHY ME AGAIN ,please friends don't even advise me to endure because I cannot! My Girlfriend (Elizabeth) whom I dated for 9 years told me that it's over between us, I thought about it and found that life without her is meaningless, so I decided to kill myself. I drank malt with milk but nothing happened, I proceeded to another level of poisonous concoction I prepared turkey and gizzard with cranberry juice and lot of fresh tomatoes, yet nothing. I ate cake, chocolate mixed with ice cream,still I no die. Right now I'm so confused because I just finished eating fried rice with maltina and fresh fruit salad but nothing happened. Please guys, 1 Like |
Re: Why Me?????? by Francman(m): 4:08pm On Jan 28, 2015 |
Take water n ice block. It'll do. |
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