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Why Me?????? by Lennylinconlee(m): 1:33pm On Jan 28, 2015
WHY ME AGAIN ,please friends don't even advise
me to endure because I cannot! My
Girlfriend (Elizabeth) whom I dated for 9 years told me that it's over between
us, I thought about it and found
that life without her is
meaningless, so I decided to kill
myself. I drank malt with milk but
nothing happened, I proceeded to
another level of poisonous
concoction I prepared turkey and
gizzard with cranberry juice and lot
of fresh tomatoes, yet nothing. I ate
cake, chocolate mixed with ice
cream,still I no die.
Right now I'm so confused because
I just finished eating fried rice with
maltina and fresh fruit salad but
nothing happened. Please guys,

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Re: Why Me?????? by Francman(m): 4:08pm On Jan 28, 2015
Take water n ice block. It'll do.

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