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JOKE: One Word For Me by tattesco(m): 2:31pm On Jan 28, 2015
Can u imagine i stored my
girlfriend's
number
with her name on my
phone o. This
morning, I decided to call
and check on her to know
how she is
doing. As I scrolled to her
number and called, a
voice said;
you have insufficient
credit to make this
call, please
recharge and try again. I
checked my
account balance to
confirm this, it was
true, so, I borrowed my
neighbor's phone to
make this call. This
neighbor of mine is my
close pal o.
Someone that
we played with pant in
the streets
together when we
were growing up. Very
reliable guy-man he is.As I
dialed my girlfriend's
number on
his phone,
do you know what
appeared on the
screen? "MY LOVE". I
started wondering; how
did the phone
know that the owner of
the number is my lover?
When I asked my friend
how the
phone knows that the
owner of that
number is my love, my
friend told me that
this is what all this new
phones do nowadays o!.
So technology has gotten
to this level? Chai.! White
people are really trying o!
We
are really moving forward
oh…technology,
thank you ohhhhh!

One word for me..........
Re: JOKE: One Word For Me by igetemi(m): 2:48pm On Jan 28, 2015
chai. u be mumu ooo.grin
Re: JOKE: One Word For Me by lomprico(m): 3:12pm On Jan 28, 2015
Buhari or Jonathan
Re: JOKE: One Word For Me by mytime24(f): 7:35pm On Jan 28, 2015
Maga
Re: JOKE: One Word For Me by Akandu50(m): 8:24pm On Jan 28, 2015
you get maleria parasite..... copy check your self

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