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DROP BY AND LAUGH AGAIN. by YHUsTLER(m): 10:51pm On Dec 27, 2008 |
1] Little April was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, April, who created the universe?" When April didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted April and the teacher said, "Very good" and April fell back asleep. A while later the teacher asked April, "Who is our Lord and Saviour," But, April didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. 'JESUS CHRIST!" shouted April and the teacher said, "very good," and April fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked April a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time April jumped up and shouted, "IF YOU STICK THAT F*****G THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR ARSE!" The Teacher fainted. 2] A woman posts an ad in the news paper that looks like this, 'Looking for man with these qualifications; won't beat me up; or run away from me and is great in bed.' She got lots of phone calls replying to her ad but met someone perfect at her door one day. The man she met said, "Hi, I'm Bob. I have no arms so I won't beat you up and no legs so I won't run away." So the lady says, "What makes you think you are great in bed?" Bob replies, "I rang the door bell didn't I?" 3] Mommie, Mommie, did you know that nurses can come apart, ?" "Well, no. What makes you say that, ?" "Because the other night, I overheard Daddy say that he screwed the ass off of a nurse, !" 4] Jim and Edna are both mental patients. One day Jim jumps into the swimming pool but, doesn't come up for air. Quick as a flash, Edna sees her friend in trouble, so dives in and pulls him out. Later, the hospital director calls Edna into his office and sayes 'Edna, Ive got some good news and some bad news. The good news is, we are releasing you as you are obviously sane 'saving anothers life'. But unfortunately, the bad news is that Jim hanged himself in the bathroom , ' 'Oh no' Edna replies, 'that's where I put him to dry !' 5] A man is lying on the beach, sun bathing, wearing nothing but a cap over his privates. An ugly woman is passing and remarks 'if you were a gentleman, you would lift your hat for a lady , ' He replies 'If you were any sort of lady, the hat would lift itself !' 6] I used to hate weddings, all the old ladies would prod me and say 'you'll be next !' They soon stopped that, when I started saying it to them at funerals ! 7] Teacher: Name two days of the week that start with "t". Pupil: Today and Tomorrow. |
Re: DROP BY AND LAUGH AGAIN. by YHUsTLER(m): 7:46pm On Dec 28, 2008 |
make una read laff and drop ur comments |
Re: DROP BY AND LAUGH AGAIN. by Ben13: 9:23am On Dec 29, 2008 |
hehehe. . i can't shout |
Re: DROP BY AND LAUGH AGAIN. by YHUsTLER(m): 10:38am On Dec 29, 2008 |
i beg shout |
Re: DROP BY AND LAUGH AGAIN. by romsky: 10:57am On Dec 29, 2008 |
nubbish |
Re: DROP BY AND LAUGH AGAIN. by Nobody: 11:59am On Dec 29, 2008 |
hoooooooohaaaaaaa bros u too much abeg |
Re: DROP BY AND LAUGH AGAIN. by YHUsTLER(m): 2:20pm On Dec 29, 2008 |
So teee u no sabi spell 'rubbish', because of your bad belle |
Re: DROP BY AND LAUGH AGAIN. by thetruth90: 3:41pm On Dec 29, 2008 |
Y-HU§TL£R: let us laugh @ poster i think that is what you want! |
Re: DROP BY AND LAUGH AGAIN. by YHUsTLER(m): 3:49pm On Dec 29, 2008 |
YES NA SO E SUPPOSE BE. |
Re: DROP BY AND LAUGH AGAIN. by kolebank1(m): 4:40pm On Dec 29, 2008 |
o boy, u try ooooo |
Re: DROP BY AND LAUGH AGAIN. by YHUsTLER(m): 5:15pm On Dec 29, 2008 |
My guy thank u ooo jare |
Re: DROP BY AND LAUGH AGAIN. by joyAA(f): 11:17pm On Dec 29, 2008 |
funny. |
Re: DROP BY AND LAUGH AGAIN. by YHUsTLER(m): 11:39pm On Dec 29, 2008 |
Thx jare |
Re: DROP BY AND LAUGH AGAIN. by Shaz(f): 11:42pm On Dec 29, 2008 |
loooooooooooooooool. . nice ones, 'specially no.1 & 5. |
Re: DROP BY AND LAUGH AGAIN. by YHUsTLER(m): 11:48pm On Dec 29, 2008 |
Thx shaz |
Re: DROP BY AND LAUGH AGAIN. by sholabanke(m): 12:03am On Dec 30, 2008 |
must u thank everybody that makes comment |
Re: DROP BY AND LAUGH AGAIN. by YHUsTLER(m): 8:35am On Dec 30, 2008 |
THIS GUY SELF WHICH ONE BE YOUR OWN NOW, WHY U DEY TRY BEAF ME, DON'T YOU LIKE PEACE OR IS THERE ANYTHING WRONG IN THANKING SOMEONE |
Re: DROP BY AND LAUGH AGAIN. by Exstar(f): 1:08pm On Dec 30, 2008 |
Uhmm! Na wa o!!! You try no be small! Let's have some more, plssssssssss |
Re: DROP BY AND LAUGH AGAIN. by romsky: 1:45pm On Dec 30, 2008 |
wubbish |
Re: DROP BY AND LAUGH AGAIN. by Exstar(f): 1:53pm On Dec 30, 2008 |
Who be this one? Where have you been? Lomade? |
Re: DROP BY AND LAUGH AGAIN. by sholabanke(m): 5:53pm On Dec 30, 2008 |
@Hustler who dey beef u i just dey ask question na i no dey beef anybody i just dey talk my own |
Re: DROP BY AND LAUGH AGAIN. by neowelsh(m): 7:54pm On Dec 30, 2008 |
i don drop by tire i no fit laugh agian every now and then drop by and laugh. na watin sef |
Re: DROP BY AND LAUGH AGAIN. by sholabanke(m): 12:43am On Dec 31, 2008 |
i tire o |
Re: DROP BY AND LAUGH AGAIN. by Heinz(m): 12:51am On Dec 31, 2008 |
A pastor once had this conversation with a member known not to come to church regularly PASTOR: Bro, u havent been in church for days now MEMBER: I have been regular in church PASTOR: But u attend church only on Dec 25th, i think is high time you joined the lord's army MEMBER: Pastor i work in the secret service of the lord,\ PASTOR: |
Re: DROP BY AND LAUGH AGAIN. by sholabanke(m): 1:35am On Dec 31, 2008 |
nice one |
Re: DROP BY AND LAUGH AGAIN. by Ben13: 11:15am On Dec 31, 2008 |
2 nice one |
Re: DROP BY AND LAUGH AGAIN. by sholabanke(m): 1:31pm On Dec 31, 2008 |
3 nice one |
Re: DROP BY AND LAUGH AGAIN. by CuteAngel(f): 2:13pm On Dec 31, 2008 |
one nice |
Re: DROP BY AND LAUGH AGAIN. by sholabanke(m): 2:16pm On Dec 31, 2008 |
yea babe |
Re: DROP BY AND LAUGH AGAIN. by neowelsh(m): 3:18pm On Dec 31, 2008 |
yea babe, that sound suspicious, watin ona two dey do? |
Re: DROP BY AND LAUGH AGAIN. by sholabanke(m): 2:15pm On Jan 01, 2009 |
why dont u go and join SSS everything look suspicious |
Re: DROP BY AND LAUGH AGAIN. by kolebank1(m): 2:57pm On Jan 02, 2009 |
Guy, correct |
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