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The Best Sunday Joke Ever! So Hilarious! by decatalyst(m): 10:57am On Feb 01, 2015 |
Joke time: On sunday I was sitting in the church, and it wastime for offering so the offering basket was pass around. Despite the Pastor's charge for goodoffering, I still hurriedly and secretly pulled out N50 from my pocket and dropped it.Just then, the person behind me tapped me on the shoulder and handed me a N1,000 note. I smiled, then put d N1,000 majestically in the basket and passed it on. I turned and thanked the manprofusely for being so generous.He replied, "Don't mention my dear, after all it felloff your pocket."WhaaaatIf you are in my shoe what will you do? Happy new month. 249 Likes 43 Shares |
Re: The Best Sunday Joke Ever! So Hilarious! by Pinnacle(m): 11:23am On Feb 01, 2015 |
Hilarious At last! After almost a decade on NL and with just a laugh, I made FP. I dedicate this glorious achievement to GOD. This year, you will laugh your way into success in Jesus Name. 105 Likes 15 Shares |
Re: The Best Sunday Joke Ever! So Hilarious! by manpiro: 11:25am On Feb 01, 2015 |
sori bro.... though still funni 5 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: The Best Sunday Joke Ever! So Hilarious! by dyadeleye(m): 11:43am On Feb 01, 2015 |
Church go scatter that day ooo. 36 Likes 1 Share |
Re: The Best Sunday Joke Ever! So Hilarious! by TrishaP(f): 11:47am On Feb 01, 2015 |
Hahaha 1 Like |
Re: The Best Sunday Joke Ever! So Hilarious! by Melahou(m): 11:51am On Feb 01, 2015 |
Very funny... I will demand for a refund since i have earlier giving my offering... Or i'll carry it over for the nxt 20 sundays 40 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: The Best Sunday Joke Ever! So Hilarious! by Nobody: 12:24pm On Feb 01, 2015 |
You can't cheat God 41 Likes 1 Share |
Re: The Best Sunday Joke Ever! So Hilarious! by teemanbastos(m): 1:59pm On Feb 01, 2015 |
lmao.......hehehehehehehehehe.. Next na to pay courtesy visit to the offeringbags carrier and start telling tales but they go reply you and say 'God will replenish in 100fold xo expect it back by FAITH'. And dem go pat ur back.. 15 Likes 1 Share |
Re: The Best Sunday Joke Ever! So Hilarious! by Nobody: 1:59pm On Feb 01, 2015 |
dry 2 Likes
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Re: The Best Sunday Joke Ever! So Hilarious! by moderatorr1: 1:59pm On Feb 01, 2015 |
God just robbed you 3 Likes |
Re: The Best Sunday Joke Ever! So Hilarious! by dammytosh: 2:00pm On Feb 01, 2015 |
Melahou: Nice. More like make God do something before something do me. 1 Like |
Re: The Best Sunday Joke Ever! So Hilarious! by flipboss(m): 2:00pm On Feb 01, 2015 |
oh boy! that one na gobe o! |
Re: The Best Sunday Joke Ever! So Hilarious! by Nobody: 2:00pm On Feb 01, 2015 |
Ok Since its #50, then 20 sundays will pass by before new commencement 4 Likes 1 Share |
Re: The Best Sunday Joke Ever! So Hilarious! by mifavour(f): 2:00pm On Feb 01, 2015 |
lwkm |
Re: The Best Sunday Joke Ever! So Hilarious! by kowema(f): 2:00pm On Feb 01, 2015 |
Stale Joke...mtcheww 1 Like |
Re: The Best Sunday Joke Ever! So Hilarious! by ElekeNtioba: 2:00pm On Feb 01, 2015 |
A pity u took ur stingyness to the house of God. |
Re: The Best Sunday Joke Ever! So Hilarious! by asids55: 2:00pm On Feb 01, 2015 |
choi!! no food for one week for u |
Re: The Best Sunday Joke Ever! So Hilarious! by JigsawKillah(m): 2:00pm On Feb 01, 2015 |
Old joke |
Re: The Best Sunday Joke Ever! So Hilarious! by okon11: 2:01pm On Feb 01, 2015 |
Mehn church go end be that ooo until i get my money back no negotiation Why I Rejected Rolls Royce 2015 Gift – Pastor Tunde Bakare Source: http://e reporter.com.ng/index.php/national-news/item/2933-why-i-rejected-rolls-royce-2015-gift-pastor-tunde-bakare |
Re: The Best Sunday Joke Ever! So Hilarious! by MayflowerB(f): 2:01pm On Feb 01, 2015 |
Sounds funny but I didnt laugh |
Re: The Best Sunday Joke Ever! So Hilarious! by Nobody: 2:01pm On Feb 01, 2015 |
I have heard this joke before, it's no more funny |
Re: The Best Sunday Joke Ever! So Hilarious! by mrphysics(m): 2:01pm On Feb 01, 2015 |
i have designed it to be spread. pls share t with ur friends. send it to BUHARI 16 Likes 4 Shares
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Re: The Best Sunday Joke Ever! So Hilarious! by Drsheddy(m): 2:01pm On Feb 01, 2015 |
Re: The Best Sunday Joke Ever! So Hilarious! by Nobody: 2:01pm On Feb 01, 2015 |
lols. A friend sent it to me sometime ago You just reminded me of when I was a kid, watching other kids buy "condex", "gogo" and "bic-bite" after service was too much for me to bear. So, I started diverting my offering money...hahhahaha The day I was caught... 4 Likes |
Re: The Best Sunday Joke Ever! So Hilarious! by uninvited: 2:01pm On Feb 01, 2015 |
Hahaha sooo UNfunny 2 Likes |
Re: The Best Sunday Joke Ever! So Hilarious! by Bryancrox(m): 2:01pm On Feb 01, 2015 |
Hahahaha A Guy was in love with a girl but never had the guts to tell her. One night around 11pm he gathered some courage & sent her a text sayin.. "I love you, I wana date you. Plz reply & tell me how u feel." A few seconds later he received a message alert on his phone. He was so scared & tensed to open it that night so he decided not to check & reply until the next morning when he's less tense. When he woke up the next day he prayed seriously about the message for good news,did his morning chores,brushed his teeth,ate his breakfast, had his bath,dressed up then climbed into bed & picked his phone to read the message. This was the response he read: "Dear customer you have insufficient balance to send this message.Please recharge your account and try again". Which network send d message? 25 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: The Best Sunday Joke Ever! So Hilarious! by LewisO: 2:01pm On Feb 01, 2015 |
Mehn! I laughed to compliment u (op), but it's staled already! |
Re: The Best Sunday Joke Ever! So Hilarious! by dstnd: 2:02pm On Feb 01, 2015 |
stale.......next |
Re: The Best Sunday Joke Ever! So Hilarious! by dmjinc(m): 2:02pm On Feb 01, 2015 |
K |
Re: The Best Sunday Joke Ever! So Hilarious! by emeka2847: 2:02pm On Feb 01, 2015 |
Na to correct my mistake o. Lol! |
Re: The Best Sunday Joke Ever! So Hilarious! by Funjosh(m): 2:02pm On Feb 01, 2015 |
I will call the Usher back and inform her that I am to collect balanc of 950 from the offering I dropped 2 Likes 2 Shares |
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