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My Experience As A Teacher In China by sucreblazing(m): 11:03am On Feb 02, 2015 |
When I was a teacher I worked my transfer to China to continue teaching there because I heard they pay teachers well there. The first day I entered class, I began by calling register. I said, Sheng! A student answered, Present! I called the second name, Chu Muon. Another student answered, Present! Suddenly, I sneezed, Hatchia! One student seated at the corner stood up and answered, Present! I exclaimed, Hmmmm…! All the student shouted, Absent! I got confused and yelled at them, Shaa… Three students stood up and asked, Who among the three of us? I got more confused and asked, What is wrong? A student stood up and said, Sir, I’m not Wrong, I’m called Wong. I laughed, Hahahaha! A girl said, Present sir! (I came closer to find out what was happening). As I moved, my pen fell on the table and made a sound, Ping chung chong! One boy got up and answered, Present sir! I got more confused, frustrated, and ran back to Nigeria! 1 Like |
Re: My Experience As A Teacher In China by babadem2much(m): 11:21am On Feb 02, 2015 |
MOD please FP dis gat me cracking, i swear some 1 gat me angry but am relieved 1 Like |
Re: My Experience As A Teacher In China by echobee(f): 11:30am On Feb 02, 2015 |
*falls from banana tree* . Ops,go kill me ooooooo |
Re: My Experience As A Teacher In China by sucreblazing(m): 12:09pm On Feb 02, 2015 |
MOD please do the needful....make someone LOL |
Re: My Experience As A Teacher In China by koronic: 12:36pm On Feb 02, 2015 |
Nice |
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