I saw this joke on Facebook and decide to share it here.

A plane was about to crash and there were
only four parachutes in the plane. Meanwhile there were five
people in it. The first person was Cristiano Ronaldo and he
said: I'm the best footballer, I cant die now". So he took one
parachute and left. The second who was Aliko Dangote said
"I'm the richest man in Africa and I'm too young to die". So he
took the second parachute and left. The third was
Muhammadu Burahi and he said: " I'm the smartest head of
state that never went to school in the world so I can't die now,
my people still need me". So he took one and left. Then it was
left with President Jonathan , and a little school girl. Then
Jonathan said to the little girl " take the last one, I'll sacrifice
my life for you". The little girl replied no need for that "there
are two parachutes left. With shock and surprised Jonathan
asked her: "how come?" The little girl replied: " Buhari took my
school bag" thinking it was a parachute.

Lol

Why do you people like repeating this

FAIL BUHARI, Abegi go school..