MOTHERS!!!
Yorùbá mothers are one of the best when it comes to child upbringing.
Yorùbá mothers produce the best range of slaps: IGBATI,
IFOTI, IGBAJU, IGBARUN, IFORUN, IFAKUN, ILADI, ABARA.
These slaps will make you think you were adopted.
IGBATI will make you correct your wrongs instantly!The
beauty of IFOTI is, you will confess your sins on the spot.
IGBARUN, IGBAJU and IFORUN will make you expose
those who committed the crime with you without
hesitation.
ABARA and ILADI will make you pee in your new pants.
Now ABARA is the worst...And apart from IGBAJU, we
have an advanced one which is IGBAJU OLOYI. When you
receive that one, you'll lose balance and your head will go
into "auto-search" as you'll be looking for what hit you.
This will make you do all the actions of the other slaps
aforementioned at once!
OH! IGBAJU OLOYI... it can reset someone to 3D (DEAF,
DUMB, and DAFT). She will say let's go home and u will
say it's in my pocket ma. lolz
God bless our parents for the good upbringing. If you were
brought-up in Yoruba land, regardless of how caring your
mother was, you'd have encountered these slaps ....
I knw u re laughing unless u re not a Yoruba.