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Whats The Reward For Female Suicide Bombers? by selfemployed(m): 3:19pm On Feb 08, 2015
their male counterparts get 7 virgins, will they now get 1 virgin husband or 7 virgin husbands.

or 7 virgin maids?

pls. only serious answers.
Re: Whats The Reward For Female Suicide Bombers? by spartoo: 3:22pm On Feb 08, 2015
mayb 72 nine - inched dildos

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Re: Whats The Reward For Female Suicide Bombers? by jacabi(m): 3:24pm On Feb 08, 2015
What else apart from self contain in hell?
Re: Whats The Reward For Female Suicide Bombers? by SalC: 3:58pm On Feb 08, 2015
Not 7 but 72 for the men
Re: Whats The Reward For Female Suicide Bombers? by Nutase: 4:25pm On Feb 08, 2015
al janah
Re: Whats The Reward For Female Suicide Bombers? by Nobody: 4:48pm On Feb 08, 2015
God bless ya for asking dis question, truly ya are fighting for gender equality. First of all, its 72 virgins promised to male bombers, wif un-fallable boobs, and also d male suicide bombers are entitled to eternal e*rections. Now if ya want to d d vice-versa of dis, I fell d women re entitled to eternal c*um, wif 72 roasters of virgin males, and wad an adventure dat will be for muslims. Like to call on Empiree Rilwayne001 Abuamam Zeezahbee YourMain tartar9 tola9 ayinba1 and co to come answre d question better, I just contributed ma own lil idea. Buh one of d latest fatwa released, calls on women to go to were jihadist re fighting to service dem so dat dey will be sure of paradise.
Re: Whats The Reward For Female Suicide Bombers? by SAMBARRY: 5:33pm On Feb 08, 2015
72 male virgins
Re: Whats The Reward For Female Suicide Bombers? by Lianaluv(f): 9:59pm On Feb 08, 2015
Pls ask Shekau, he is their commandant.
Re: Whats The Reward For Female Suicide Bombers? by mumumugu(m): 10:13pm On Feb 08, 2015
72 porn stars
Re: Whats The Reward For Female Suicide Bombers? by MightySparrow: 7:59am On Feb 11, 2015
Nothing, their holes are blocked in Al - jannah.
Re: Whats The Reward For Female Suicide Bombers? by limamintruth: 2:59pm On Feb 11, 2015
selfemployed:
their male counterparts get 7 virgins, will they now get 1 virgin husband or 7 virgin husbands.

or 7 virgin maids?

pls. only serious answers.

Oh, dont you know that women are generally regarded as inferior beings to men in islam? shocked

Thus, female jihadists & suicide bombers are exempted from the 72virgin gals' privileges their male counterparts get to enjoy. Their own na just suffer-head, shikenan! tongue
Re: Whats The Reward For Female Suicide Bombers? by finofaya: 3:27pm On Feb 11, 2015
They'll get their virginity restored plus 1/72 of a male.
Re: Whats The Reward For Female Suicide Bombers? by Nobody: 3:34pm On Feb 11, 2015
Just like dem male counterpart dat moon-god propmised eternal e*rection, d female like Zeezahbee and YourMain re entitled to eternal c*um

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