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If You Did Not Do Any Of This, Then Your Childhood Isn't Fun! by Olanirans(m): 9:59pm On Feb 08, 2015
― If you didn't kill earthworm with salt.
― If you didn't play rubber band.
― If you never bathed in the rain.
― If nobody told you about India vs Nigeria 99-1.
― If you didn't sleep on the couch and wake
up on the bed.
― If you didn't go 2 steal cashew and guava in d next street
and the owner's dog comes through the
backyard waiting for you to come down from the tree.
― if u didn't throw your milk tooth on the
roof for the lizards to take it and give you new ones.
― If you didn't just wash your hands and legs instead of
bathing when going to school.
― If you didn't act film in uncompleted building or under bed
with friends.
― If you never flew a kite.
- If you didn't use ur two legs to build houses with sand.
- If u didn't write ur name on paper and insert it into ur pen
so that no one will steal it.
- If u didn't close d fridge door really slowly to see when d
lights went off.
- If u neva waved @ white birds expectin ur nails to b whiter
- If u neva heard of a ghost dat stays under
mango trees @nights
- If u didn't drive a single car Tyre with a stick and called it
ur car!
- If u didnt mix garri n sugar in ur pocket and eat while
walking in the street.
- If u never did mama and papa play i.e. cookin grass nd
sand witout fire.
- If you didn't play table soccer. with bottle
cover.....
.....then I guess ur Childhood wasn't fun!
Oya choose which one u do
Do you knw its not jangilova epo motor? it is JINGLE OVER LIKE A MOTOR!! I bet u didn't knw. Don't be shy, I didn't know either until now I am sure 99.9 % of adults that grew up in Nigeria dnt knw dat d nursery rhyme "sandalili sandalili" is actually "standard living standard living". smiles ***Confess.! are u guilty?

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Re: If You Did Not Do Any Of This, Then Your Childhood Isn't Fun! by BraveAfrican(m): 10:11pm On Feb 08, 2015
Op, you hit the bull's eye....thank God my childhood was super-fun! Lmao!
Re: If You Did Not Do Any Of This, Then Your Childhood Isn't Fun! by itzWarner(m): 10:16pm On Feb 08, 2015
Dude,you've got a broke childhood
Re: If You Did Not Do Any Of This, Then Your Childhood Isn't Fun! by ammyluv2002(f): 10:30pm On Feb 08, 2015
I'm so guilty grin grin


Thank God I had fun at least I killed earthworms grin grin
Re: If You Did Not Do Any Of This, Then Your Childhood Isn't Fun! by L0nestar(m): 10:48pm On Feb 08, 2015
Choi grin
Guilty as charged
To all counts grin

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