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Why Is The Joystick Hardened At Dawn by ikorodureporta: 12:40am On Feb 10, 2015
Once a man is capable of having erections, he generally has four to five erections each night. You generally don't notice them because you are asleep, but they generally occur during the phase of sleep known as REM (rapid eye movement). This is the phase when you dream. Since you usually pass through the REM phase just before waking up, you usually find yourself with an erection.

There is a secondary reason for this happening. When you are sexually aroused, muscles in your prostate gland close off the path to your bladder and open the path to the ejaculatory ducts. You have small muscles that hold the bladder closed until you are ready to pee, and the arousal brings in a second set of muscles to make sure urine doesn't escape while you sleep. It happens just before you wake up in the morning because your bladder is full and it is pressing against your seminal vesicles. Recall that as your seminal vesicles become full, you are more easily aroused. Well, in the morning the seminal vesicles may not be full, but because the bladder is crowding them, they behave as if they are full; and so, you easily gain an erection. This is why boys who suffer from nighttime bed wettings grow out of it when they pass puberty. The second set of muscles keep accidents from happening.

Some men jokingly refer to morning erections as your body's automated self-check. In some ways this is true. All men don't have morning erections all the time, but most men experience them frequently, if not daily. If, when you are older, morning erections disappear for a long period of time, especially if it is accompanied with difficulty having an erection during sex, it can be an early indication of upcoming heart problems. Erections work by controlling the flow of blood. The same thing that hardens the arteries of the heart can impede the flow of blood to the *enis.

The morning erections are a bit irritating. Your bladder is full, but while you are aroused, you can't pee. Fortunately, it fades shortly, but usually the erection hasn't gone completely away. An erect *enis points up, but the toilet is down. Sometimes, in an attempt to get the *enis pointing in the right direction, a boy will force his erect *enis to point down. It is strongly recommended that you don't do this. You can damage the balloon-like chambers that give you erections. The result will be an erection that curves to one-side or the other. If this does happen to you, the body will usually repair itself in about three months. If it doesn't, scar tissue has probably formed in the chambers. You will have to see an urologist for treatment in this case.




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Re: Why Is The Joystick Hardened At Dawn by Nobody: 12:59am On Feb 10, 2015
The attention will curve to one side grin grin.
Good write up Ikorodureporta.

But why a diff. nomencleture of the manhood? Why "Joystick"? It can confuse a learner.
Re: Why Is The Joystick Hardened At Dawn by Yustash001(m): 6:49am On Feb 10, 2015
9ice one..,but at times you get annoyed when you are trying to deflate the thing and it just stand like electric pole....
Re: Why Is The Joystick Hardened At Dawn by sinaj(f): 7:23am On Feb 10, 2015
lmao grin ...gud one op, I jux added sumtin to my 1000 000 m.b brain...morning glory lol
Re: Why Is The Joystick Hardened At Dawn by phlamesG: 7:33am On Feb 10, 2015
Hmm mine happens almost all d time! mtcheew
Re: Why Is The Joystick Hardened At Dawn by billyG(m): 6:14am On Feb 17, 2015
dovelike:
The attention will curve to one side grin grin.
Good write up Ikorodureporta.

But why a diff. nomencleture of the manhood? Why "Joystick"? It can confuse a learner.
its called joystick b\c it givs heavenly feeling(joy) to fem grin grin grin grin grin

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