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Lets Laugh It Out by spartanobad(m): 12:23pm On Apr 16, 2016 |
Teacher: What do you do after class
1st student: I go & buy weed from Jeremy.
2nd student: I go to Jeremy's house & buy
cigarette.
3rd student: I pass by Jeremy's house to buy
shepe.
4th student: I always go home to do my
assignments.
Teacher: Great!!! I hereby nominate you as
class perfect to
be of good example to ur colleagues...What's
your name
again ??
4th student: Jeremy 4 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: Lets Laugh It Out by Nobody: 12:28pm On Apr 16, 2016 |
Eehh...I'm lost |
Re: Lets Laugh It Out by spartanobad(m): 12:35pm On Apr 16, 2016 |
# Nigeria my country#
An Israeli doctor says: "Medicine in my country
is so
advanced that we can take a kidney out of one
man, put it in
another, and have him looking for work
in 6 weeks."
A British doctor says: "That is nothing; we can
take a lung
out of one person, put it in another, and have
him looking for
work in 4 weeks."
A Canadian doctor says: "In my country,
medicine is so
advanced that we can take half a
heart out of one person, put it in another, and
have them
both looking for work in 2
weeks."
A Nigerian doctor, not to be outdone, says: "You
guys are
way behind...... We just took a man with NO
brain, made
him President, and now the
whole country is looking for work. 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Lets Laugh It Out by spartanobad(m): 12:38pm On Apr 16, 2016 |
KashyBaby:wait kash lemme call 911 |
Re: Lets Laugh It Out by Nobody: 12:40pm On Apr 16, 2016 |
KashyBaby:where? Take my hand babes. Trust me, we will find our way thru this. |
Re: Lets Laugh It Out by Nobody: 12:42pm On Apr 16, 2016 |
AirSultan: Lol...but I don't like to hold juz in ur hand ooo |
Re: Lets Laugh It Out by Nobody: 12:47pm On Apr 16, 2016 |
KashyBaby:Okies.. Jump into my arms then, or hop unto my back. I am stronger than 50horses power combined! |
Re: Lets Laugh It Out by Nobody: 12:52pm On Apr 16, 2016 |
AirSultan: Yaaaaas boo...I like a strong, tough man but gentle somewhere else |
Re: Lets Laugh It Out by spartanobad(m): 12:59pm On Apr 16, 2016 |
[quote author=KashyBaby post=44753628 Yaaaaas boo...I like a strong, tough man but gentle somewhere else [/quote]OMG what z she saying OK FINGERS |
Re: Lets Laugh It Out by Nobody: 1:02pm On Apr 16, 2016 |
KashyBaby:Hmm, be more specific pls. |
Re: Lets Laugh It Out by Nobody: 1:05pm On Apr 16, 2016 |
[quote author=spartanobad post=44753855][/quote] Whaaaaaat? nothing wrong with that ooo...all safe word.. |
Re: Lets Laugh It Out by Nobody: 1:07pm On Apr 16, 2016 |
AirSultan: *I'm damn blushing ryt now* Can I juz whisper it to ur ears? *biting my Lower lip* |
Re: Lets Laugh It Out by Nobody: 1:20pm On Apr 16, 2016 |
KashyBaby:*Leans inwardly towards her with a grin forming at the corner of my mouth and my dimmed eyes* . I am all ears babe..
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Re: Lets Laugh It Out by spartanobad(m): 1:21pm On Apr 16, 2016 |
A 75 year old man collapsed at his Home and
he was taken to the hospital were he was put
on oxygen for 24 hours. when he was feeling
much better, the doctor came and gave him a
$500 bill for the service. upon seeing the bill,
the man started to cry. The doctor assured
him that if it was the bill, there was no need
to cry coz he can pay it in instalments. The
man looked at the doctor and said, "am not
crying about the $500 bill. I have the money
to pay you cash. am just shocked that for
just 24 hours of oxygen I get a $500 bill,
then what will my bill be to GOD for the 75
years I've been breathing His air?"
To show that we appreciate the free air we
get from God.....pause for a minute, look up
and say "thank you God for this air". Not just
saying thank you alone but also make sure you
life here on earth is a purposeful one, 7 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Lets Laugh It Out by spartanobad(m): 1:22pm On Apr 16, 2016 |
AirSultan:A LONG MAN abi kashbaby |
Re: Lets Laugh It Out by spartanobad(m): 9:00pm On Apr 16, 2016 |
Three business associates, an Igbo man, a
Yoruba man and a Chinese man, went to eat
lunch together at a restaurant in Surulere.
While in the middle of their meal, a fly came in
through the window. It flew across the table
to where the Igbo man was but he just
waved his hands to chase it away.
The fly then went to where the Yoruba man
was, he also chased it away.
Finally, the fly then went to where the Chinese
man was and was flying close to his ears. The
Chinese man looked at the fly for sometime
and then grabbed it, put it in his mouth and
swallowed it.
The other men saw this but just kept on
eating.
About Five minutes later, another fly came in
and flew to the Yoruba man who just chased
it away again.
It then flew on to the Igbo man but this time
he did not chase the fly, he looked at it for
sometime and then grabbed it. He then
turned to the Chinese man and asked "how
much you go buy am?" |
Re: Lets Laugh It Out by spartanobad(m): 9:03pm On Apr 16, 2016 |
Hahahahaha!! I just can't stop laughing. This
is the awkward Truth About some husbands.
A group of men gathered at a church
conference on how to live in a loving
relationship with their wives. The men were
asked, "How many of you love your wife ?" All
the men raised their hands. Then they were
asked, "When was the last time you told your
wife you love her ?" Some men answered
today, some yesterday, majority didn’t
remember. The men were then told to take
their cell phones and send the following text
to their respective wives: I love you,
sweetheart...
Then the men were told to exchange their
phones so one can read the other wife's reply
to the love message.
Here are some of the replies:
1. Have you impregnated someone again
2. That was then, not now
3. You wan borrow money abi?
4. What did you do again? I won’t forgive you
this time.
5. Meaning?
6. Is that a new song?
7. Am I dreaming?
8. If you don’t tell me who this message is
actually for, you will die today!
9. U dis man!! I asked you to stop drinking.
10. Abeg na who be this? 1 Like 3 Shares |
Re: Lets Laugh It Out by spartanobad(m): 9:06pm On Apr 16, 2016 |
I just Noticed that Life is too short to
commit suicide cuz In the year 2002 nokia
3310 was
N75k with N40k econet sim card,
but today its N700 and the sim is free..
In 2003 samsung c100 was N48k and I
must recharge with atleast N1500 airtime
every... two weeks or else my sim will be
blocked. today its N800 and I dont even
need to recharge to retain my sim
{customers are needed}...
In 2004 sendo x with camera and 16mb
memory card {one of the cheapest mp3
enabled phoneback den}was N39k today
its free...
In 2006 sagem my v55 was N30k today
its going for N300...
2008 nko blackberry bold 2
was N135k today blackberry is no more
producing new bold 2... so London used na
N15k.. U can get 9ja used for N6k...
So my friend, if u neva dey use blackberry
porch, htc smart phones, android, ipad,
iphone, playbook or nokia 808, pls, dnt
worry.
Just wait and see, coz before 2015 our
children will be using them as
toys....*smiles
#......Be Patient.
Dis makes me wonder why sum girls go
crazy simply coz of material tins.
U want a bold 5,
U want brazilian hair,
U want LV bag, but remember, Beatles was
d richest car in 1980'z.....THIN K!!!
See d kinda of depreciation it experienced
within short period.
BEAUTY FADES! WEALTH can also be
ERASED.
Jux work hard, Hav a good character and Be
loyal to ur feelings!!!,and lastly rem dos wit d
bests
cars 2day once wlkd on foot,calm down n
Give God ur
time,for only Him can mk............. ........
Time shall favour u. 1 Like |
Re: Lets Laugh It Out by spartanobad(m): 5:08pm On Apr 20, 2016 |
That awkward moment u r making out wit ur girl and she let's out a loud SMELLY fart wetin u go do.? ;DThat awkward moment u r making out wit ur girl and she let's out a loud SMELLY fart wetin u go do.? |
Re: Lets Laugh It Out by krysTein(m): 10:01am On Apr 24, 2016 |
spartanobad: I go shawt OKWY wot have I done to u 1 Like |
Re: Lets Laugh It Out by spartanobad(m): 3:47pm On Apr 24, 2016 |
krysTein:I have warned you to stop taking Oshogbo weed 1 Like |
Re: Lets Laugh It Out by spartanobad(m): 4:12pm On Apr 24, 2016 |
A husband and wife were trying to set up a new
password to their computer.
A husband, "Put 'MYPENIS' " and the wife fell on
the ground laughing cause on screen was error,
"Error. Not long enough."
lol 2 Likes |
Re: Lets Laugh It Out by spartanobad(m): 1:39pm On Apr 25, 2016 |
When ur friends is lying and wants u to believe her.. lmao
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Re: Lets Laugh It Out by krysTein(m): 1:58pm On Apr 25, 2016 |
Re: Lets Laugh It Out by krysTein(m): 2:02pm On Apr 25, 2016 |
spartanobad: I have warned u to stop taking weed Uwa Mmebi
|
Re: Lets Laugh It Out by spartanobad(m): 4:55pm On Apr 25, 2016 |
krysTein:And who is the her dis guy sef pandaro,chizoba,olive dem don kill u finish 1 Like |
Re: Lets Laugh It Out by spartanobad(m): 4:58pm On Apr 25, 2016 |
krysTein:I know its bcus u r d man 1 Like |
Re: Lets Laugh It Out by spartanobad(m): 7:36pm On Apr 27, 2016 |
Never argue with a woman, just use your
brains like this my guy.
A man went on a night out with his
friends the wife is furious and tells
the kids that when he comes back
they must not open the door for him.
At about12 o'clock the man comes
back and knocks...
the Wife tells him "go sleep where your
coming from " and the man
answered" I'm not here to sleep my
dia , I'm here to collect condoms in
my room on top of the table or give it
to me,
there'r lots of women at the party!"
The wife opened the door and said
"idiot" you are not going anywhere. Enter the
house. |
Re: Lets Laugh It Out by krysTein(m): 11:02pm On Apr 28, 2016 |
1 Like |
Re: Lets Laugh It Out by spartanobad(m): 12:41pm On May 01, 2016 |
A man and his wife never fought for 25yrs of
their marriage.
A friend asked him how he had managed to
make it possible.
He narrated,"We went for our Honeymoon in
Australia 25years ago, and while riding on a
horse, my wife's horse jumped and my wife fell
down. She then got up, patted the Horse's
back and said'this is your first time'.
After a while ,it happened again. She patted the
horse again and said'this is your second time".
The horse did it again the 3rd time, she brought
out a gun and shot the horse dead.
I was so shocked and shouted at her,'Are you
crazy!!? What's wrong with you!!? Why did
you kill the horse?. She gave me a grave look
and said'THIS YOUR FIRST TIME".
Ever since then we have been living very
happily... |
Re: Lets Laugh It Out by spartanobad(m): 12:43pm On May 01, 2016 |
As a Man lost his cheque booklet, He decided
to go to the bank after 2 days to report. Here
is
the conversation between him
and the bank manager.
Bank manager : But I
warned you to be careful with
your cheque book because anyone can forge
your signature.
Man: I am not a fool, I have already signed all
the
cheques, so they won't have space to forge
my signature! |
Re: Lets Laugh It Out by spartanobad(m): 2:12pm On May 01, 2016 |
An Arab was walking through the Sahara desert,
desperate for water, when he saw something,
far off in the distance. Hoping to find water, he
walked towards the image, only to find a little
old Jewish man sitting at a card table with a
bunch of neckties laid out on it. The Arab asked,
"Please, I'm dying of thirst, can I have some
water?". The man replied, "I don't have any
water, but why don't you buy a tie? Here's one
that goes nicely with your robes." The Arab
shouted, "I don't want a tie, you idiot, I need
water!" "Okay, don't buy a tie. But to show you
what a nice guy I am, I'll tell you that over that
hill there, about 4 miles, is a nice restaurant.
Walk that way, they'll give you all the water you
want." The Arab thanked him and walked away
towards the hill and eventually disappeared.
Three hours later the Arab came crawling back
to where the man was sitting behind his card
table. He said, "I told you, about 4 miles over
that hill. Couldn't you find it?" . The Arab
rasped, "I found it. They wouldn't let me in
without a tie." |
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