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Imagine If The Three Wise Men Were Women by Princephelar(m): 12:00pm On Feb 13, 2015 |
They would have presented gifts such as pampers, feeding bottle, napkins, 'Akamu' (pap), cerelac and so on. After leaving, one would have told the other, "Did you see Mary's shoes? They don't match her dress". One would have also said, "I heard Joseph is not working, he's just a carpenter. How will they survive?" Another would have said, "Imagine the kind of dirty environment she delivered, are they not perceiving the bad odour from the animals?" Another would have also said, "The baby doesn't even resemble Joseph, was she really a virgin?". One would have replied, "Virgin indeed, I knew Mary in SECONDARY SCHOOL, she was always around boys". Another would have been eyeing Joseph. |
Re: Imagine If The Three Wise Men Were Women by Exponental(m): 12:19pm On Feb 13, 2015 |
bitter truth...... dats womanism! |
Re: Imagine If The Three Wise Men Were Women by Orunto: 2:08pm On Feb 13, 2015 |
They would corrupt OUR LORD right from there. But Mary fuelled up with Him nine months before them, so Mary was smarter. The 3 would be failures. |
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