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Imagine If The Three Wise Men Were Women by Princephelar(m): 12:00pm On Feb 13, 2015
They would have presented gifts such as
pampers, feeding bottle, napkins,
'Akamu' (pap), cerelac and so on.
After leaving, one would have told the
other, "Did you see Mary's shoes? They
don't match her dress".
One would have also said, "I heard
Joseph is not working, he's just a
carpenter. How will they survive?"
Another would have said, "Imagine the
kind of dirty environment she delivered,
are they not perceiving the bad odour
from the animals?"
Another would have also said, "The baby
doesn't even resemble Joseph, was she
really a virgin?".
One would have replied, "Virgin indeed, I
knew Mary in SECONDARY SCHOOL, she
was always around boys".
Another would have been eyeing Joseph.
Re: Imagine If The Three Wise Men Were Women by Exponental(m): 12:19pm On Feb 13, 2015
bitter truth...... dats womanism!
Re: Imagine If The Three Wise Men Were Women by Orunto: 2:08pm On Feb 13, 2015
They would corrupt OUR LORD right from there. But Mary fuelled up with Him nine months before them, so Mary was smarter. The 3 would be failures.

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