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Laugh It Off! by cushman(m): 3:18pm On Aug 27, 2006 |
> Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her >mother, "Why is the bride dressed in white?" "Because white is the color >of happiness, and today is the happiest day of her life." The child >thought about this for a moment, then said, "So why is the groom wearing >black?" > ~~~~~~~~~ > >A little girl, dressed in her Sunday best, was running as fast as she >could, trying not to be late for Bible class. As she ran she prayed, >"Dear Lord, please don't let me be late! Dear Lord, please don't let me >be late!" While she was running and praying, she tripped on a curb and >fell, getting her clothes dirty and tearing her dress. She got up, >brushed herself off, and started running again! in. As she ran she once >again began to pray, "Dear Lord, please don't let me be late, But >please don't shove me either!" >~~~~~~~~~~~~ > >Three boys are in the school yard bragging about their fathers. The >first boy says, "My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he >calls it a poem, they give him $50. The second boy says, "That's >nothing. My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a >song, they give him $100." The third boy says, "I got you both beat. My >Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a sermon, and >it takes eight people to collect all the money!" >~~~~~~~~~~~~ > >An elderly woman died last month. Having never married, she requested no >male pallbearers. In her handwritten instructions for her memorial >service, she wrote, "They wouldn't take me out while I was alive, I >don't want them to take me out when I'm dead." >~~~~~~~~~~~~ > >A police recruit was asked during the exam, "What would you do if you >had to arrest your own mother?" He answered "Call for backup." >~~~~~~~~~~~~ > >A Sunday School teacher asked her class why Joseph and Mary took Jesus >with them to Jerusalem. A small child replied: "They couldn't get a baby >sitter." >~~~~~~~~~~~~ > >A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her >five and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to "honor thy >father and thy mother," she asked "Is there a commandment that teaches >us how to treat our brothers and sisters?" Without missing a beat one >little boy answered, Thou shall not kill." >~~~~~~~~~~~~ > >At Sunday School they were teaching how God created everything, >including human beings. Little Johnny seemed especially intent when they >told him how Eve was created out of one of Adam's ribs. Later in the >week his mother noticed him lying down as though he were ill, and she >said, "Johnny, what is the matter?" Little Johnny responded, "I have >pain in my side. I think I'm going to have a wife." >~~~~~~~~~~~~ > >Two boys were walking home from Sunday school after hearing a strong >preaching on the devil. One said to the other, "What do you think about >all this Satan stuff?" The other boy replied, "Well, you know how Santa >Claus turned out. It's probably just your Dad. |
Re: Laugh It Off! by nike4luv(f): 3:48pm On Aug 27, 2006 |
haha!, oh my gawd |
Re: Laugh It Off! by Oracle(m): 11:22pm On Aug 27, 2006 |
I find the first, fifth, sixth and seventh ones very funny. |
Re: Laugh It Off! by Pogistega(m): 4:36pm On Mar 08, 2010 |
nice jokes |
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