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A Graduate In Zoo...(joke) by quicyvictor(m): 11:07pm On Feb 15, 2015
A graduate in Biology from University of Benin was having difficulty in finding a job. He saw an advert in one of the daily news papers for a job at a zoo.In the interview, the manager told him that their gorilla,which had been tourists attraction has died so they needed someone to dress up & pretend as gorilla. The graduate was embarrassed, but since the salary was OK,he accepted the job. The 1st day, he put on the gorilla skin &entered the cage, he started jumping up and down, beat his chest & roared like gorilla. The next day, he put on a gorilla skin & started moving around the zoo again & mistakenly entered another cage and found himself staring at a lion. The lion roared & rushed towards him. The scared graduate quickly forgot that he is a gorilla & started shouting like human, "Help! Help!"The lion leaped onto him,knocked him to the ground &whispered in his ear "sodiq" it's me lekan, ur course mate. Shut up or we'll both lose our job..
Re: A Graduate In Zoo...(joke) by dkronicle(m): 11:21pm On Feb 15, 2015
Lols dat zoo na another thing entirely o. But ow com lekan com no say na sodiq or lekan sabi voice tone wella
Re: A Graduate In Zoo...(joke) by TrishaP(f): 11:26pm On Feb 15, 2015
Lmao!!! All the other animals might be human too who knows. cheesy
Re: A Graduate In Zoo...(joke) by isan(m): 12:05am On Feb 16, 2015
Ahahahahah cheesy dat 1 nah fake zoo oo
Re: A Graduate In Zoo...(joke) by moscosax: 8:14am On Feb 16, 2015
Hahahahahahaha. This is serious o
Re: A Graduate In Zoo...(joke) by pragmatistm(m): 2:22pm On Feb 16, 2015
Really funny.
Re: A Graduate In Zoo...(joke) by Qoaki3k: 8:49pm On Feb 16, 2015
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