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Valentine's Day Report So Far by ludamix(m): 7:47pm On Feb 16, 2015 |
(1) Engagements .........12%. (2) Heart breaks ........92%. (3) Wife caught cheating ........56%. (4) Husband caught cheating .......57%. (5) Condom sold ........17m. (6) Fast food sales ........95m. (7) Visit to Motherless Babys' Homes, prisoners/ cells, beggars/destitute .........2%. ( Joint & Cool Spot sales.....68m. (9) Girls in hospital over Love.......482,631. (10) Boys in hospital over Love.........39 7,506 (11) Girls arrested for fighting over Boys.......33,876. (12) Boys arrested for fighting over Girls.......66, 405. (13) Wives beating husbands in public.......804. (14) Husbands beating wives in public......... ..1,209. (15) Exchange of boxers for IPHONE6/ BRACKBERRY/ Money For Brazillan Hair........4m. (16)Divorce......557. (17) Pregnancy .........39,572. (18) Number of switched off phones sofar...... 9m . 19.)numbers of deactivated account ..... 6M. Add reports from your Area 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Valentine's Day Report So Far by ludamix(m): 7:48pm On Feb 16, 2015 |
Girls be like 'it's a lie' |
Re: Valentine's Day Report So Far by go4value(m): 7:55pm On Feb 16, 2015 |
hope no death ooooo GLO IS THE BEST NETWORK |
Re: Valentine's Day Report So Far by cutieepearl(f): 8:08pm On Feb 16, 2015 |
Val rocks.... |
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