I was chilling out with a friend at a joint run by a 'Progressive' and after pepper soup and a few bottles of Heineken, my friend's tongue ran riot with a few choice tirades I can remember...

1. Voting in Nigeria is like being under the rain, you either bring out your UMBRELLA or you get soaked!
2. Nigeria was never free till it had a stroke of GOODLUCK!
3. Voting APC is like getting hit by a truck. you don't see it coming! It leaves you dead!
4. Pause! It's the truth, unless you heard it from APC!
5. APC thinks about election, GEJ thinks about the next generation!
6. Your children are as important as the next thumb print. Will you bring them under the umbrella or choke them with the dust from your broom?
7. PDP > APC (ACN+CPC+ANPP) X APP X AD
8. If noise instead of ideas, credibility and structure won elections then APC or whatever name they choose to be called would have been leading the country since 1999!
9. Never before has the urge and clamor to run the country into darkness been more vocal. It all started with a few brooms!
10. It is better to die with GEJ than to live with the APC, the difference is that you die only once with the former.
11. There is no party that raise so much dust anywhere in the world. It is normal when a broom symbolizes what you stand for!
12. First 'dogs' and 'baboons' lost blood, then there was the threat of a parallel government by a rascal down South, must we hand lunatics a loaded cannon?
13. Two things are likely to happen before the return of the Messiah; 1. APC will never lead Nigeria; 2. They will always rant about it!
14. If giving a baby a live grenade tickles your fancy, then give the APC a chance with your future!
15. APC is not malicious, anti people or even a den for retired corrupt officials, no! They are something more sinister.
16. The PDP gave N10m grants to young investors; APC gave out uniforms instead to thugs, touts and semi-retired cultists.

We were thrown out!

op..are u sleeepin?..hmmn pdp has really brainwash ur head..


sai buhari