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Akpos Jokes- Funny African Proverbs by Timmydgenius(m): 3:24pm On Feb 20, 2015 |
These are some funny African proverbs When a man is stung by a bee, he does not destroy all beehives- Kenya Proverb It is only a stupid cow that rejoices at the prospect of being taken to a beautiful abattoir - Zambian Proverb No matter how far an eagle flies up the sky, it will definitely come down to look for food - Zimbabwe Proverb An army of sheep led by a lion can defeat an army of lions led by a sheep. - Ghanaian proverb The anus doesn't teach the mouth the sweetness of food - South-African Proverb The man who marries a beautiful woman, and the farmer who grows corn by the roadside have the same problem- Ethiopian Proverb A short man is not a boy- Nigerian Proverb No matter how hot your anger is, it cannot cook yams- Nigerian Proverb It requires a lot of carefulness to kill the fly that perches on the scrotum- Ghanaian Proverb If the throat can grant passage to a knife, the anus should wonder how to expel it -South-African Proverb The frown on the face of the goat will not stop it from being taken to the market - Nigerian Proverb An old lady feels uneasy when dry bones are mentioned in a proverb - Ghanaian Proverb The same sun that melts the wax, hardens the clay - Nigerien Proverb If you don't know where you are going, any road will take you there - Ugandan Proverb There is no virgin in a maternity ward- Cameroonian Proverb The madman, who throws a stone into a crowded market, forgets that his own mother could be hit by his madness. - Ugandan Proverb A child can play with its mother's breasts, but not its father's testicles - Guinean Proverb He who goes to sleep with an itching anus wakes up with smelly fingers - Nigerian Proverb You can add more funny Proverbs in the comment box below to continue the fun. SEE MORE.>>> http:///1ArHFxL |
Re: Akpos Jokes- Funny African Proverbs by Asiwaju9ja(m): 4:53pm On Feb 20, 2015 |
Elephant when Swallow Coconut, trust em yansh. 1 Like |
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