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| Jokes: Funny Questions And Answers by DaZion(m): 4:23pm On Jan 05, 2015 |
These are simple questions and funny answers, logical thinking, on various occasions, various subjects, and various locations.Enjoy your time and don't forget you can also add yours. 1.What ended in they year 1919? Answer:1918- Yes, the year 1918 ended when the New year 1919 begins! Isn't that right? 2.What is the strongest force in d earth? Answer:LOVE! 3.Why do some Criket players never sweat? Answer:Becos they av huge fans! 4.Do u know; what is d best thing to put on a delicious cake? Answer:Your MOUTH! 5.What is d major difference between a bird and fly? Answer:A bird can fly but a fly cannot bird! 6.What do u say when u find two banana peels together? Answer:A pair of Slipper 7.Can u tell me how to make an Egg roll? Answer:It is very simple.Just push it, it will role! 8.Join these two sentences "I was riding to School, I saw a dead body. The Answer is very funny, I saw a dead body riding to School. 9.Most of d kids love to carry these keys.What are those keys? Answer:Cookies! 10.A few months av 31 days, a few months has 30 days.How many months have 28 days? Answer:All months 11.What is d difference between HERE and THERE? Answer:The letter 'T' 12.Can u make SEVEN an even number? Answer:YES, Remove 'S' from It... 2 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: Jokes: Funny Questions And Answers by DanceVille: 4:27pm On Jan 05, 2015 |
What's an Insect's favourite Sport? Answer:Crickets. |
| Re: Jokes: Funny Questions And Answers by DanceVille: 4:29pm On Jan 05, 2015 |
What's the quickest way to double ur money? Answer:Fold it in Half! 1 Like |
| Re: Jokes: Funny Questions And Answers by DanceVille: 4:29pm On Jan 05, 2015 |
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| Re: Jokes: Funny Questions And Answers by DanceVille: 4:30pm On Jan 05, 2015 |
DaZion:LOL!...At dat numba 8. |
| Re: Jokes: Funny Questions And Answers by Dprince1159(m): 3:34am On Jul 18, 2016 |
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| Re: Jokes: Funny Questions And Answers by ninawilliam89(f): 7:43am On Jul 18, 2016 |
1 - A little girl kicks a soccer ball. It goes 10 feet and comes back to her. How is this possible? (Ever heard of gravity? She kicked it up.) 2 - A 10 foot rope ladder hangs over the side of a boat with the bottom rung on the surface of the water. The rungs are one foot apart, and the tide goes up at the rate of 6 inches per hour. How long will it be until three rungs are covered?(Never. The boat rises as the tide goes up.) 3 - A is the father of B. But B is not the son of A. How’s that possible? (B is the daughter you MCP’s!) 4 - A man dressed in all black is walking down a country lane. Suddenly, a large black car without any lights on comes round the corner and screeches to a halt. How did the car know he was there? (It was day time.) 5 - A rooster laid an egg on top of the barn roof. Which way did it roll? (It didn’t roll – since when did roosters start laying eggs?) 6 - A truck driver is going down a one way street the wrong way, and passes at least ten cops. Why is he not caught? (Because he was not driving! He’s walking on the sidewalk.) |
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