For those who havent been to lagos or in case havent entered a danfo. Allow me to try and give you an insight of how a danfo can be approached in Lagos. because i dont know about other cities. This is my 2nd year in Lasgidi the land of SUFFERING AND SMILING.

SITTING ARRANGEMENT IN A DANFO
<-- 1)DRIVER 2&3) PASSENGERS

<--- 4,5,6) PASSENGERS (7 in some cases passengers while sometimes THE GLORIFIED CONDUCTOR )

<--- 8,9,10,11) PASSENGERS

<--- 12,13,14,15) PASSENGERS


BEST & WORST SEATS

SEAT 2 - Not much of a stress interms of sitting, but the only time you'll feel disturbed is when the driver alert the Almighty word RODA thats when you'll become the new conductor. so basically anyone sitting on SEAT 2 is the new conductor.
PS: thats when you dont a conductor in the bus. also the perfect seat. same with 3

SEAT 3 - Thats the most stress-free seat in the whole bus. you get to see the town and learn your routes. BUT you get to wear a dirty seat belt. its the only passenger seat that is "PROTECTED". i call it the presidential seat. they dont care about anybody except you.
PS: Please dont wear a white shirt/blouse and sIt on this seat. you dont need to be told what becomes of your ironed cloth after the ride.

SEAT 4 - this seat is very cool, no change disturbance. Do not seat there if you want to get down before the final busstop. because there is always that one guy or chick that wouldnt want to come down and allow you to pass.
PS: depending on the direction of the sun, make sure you know where the sun is before jumping into that position. you might end up looking like an OILED A.S.S. *for those who watch porn (for men of understanding )* and close to the window for fresh air

SEAT 5 - This seat has almost same wahala with SEAT 2, you'll always be the asst. conductor when there is non. you'll pass money & change till the cows come home.
PS: only solution is to form boss or put on your EARPIECE

SEAT 6 - No much difference between this seat and SEAT 5. but what i normally do is to allow the person SEAT 5 to do the dirty job. for those with GMB Heart you can help o.

SEAT 7 - The only time you'll hate this seat is when there is a conductor, reason is... "HOW MANY TIMES IN A WEEK DO CONDUCTORS AND THEIR DRIVERS HAVE A NICE TIME WITH WATER?". Rush to sit on this seat if you want to come down before the last busstop.
PS: Nice time with, i'm not talking about drinking. do the maths.

SEAT 8 - This seat has similarities with SEAT 4, Remember the sun theory. it will really help you.
PS: oiled A.S.S is real!!!! Avoid it especially if you re visiting your GF, And you'll be close to the window for fresh air.


SEAT 9 - The chilling seat, reason is you dont have a problem unless there is no conductor. Almost same with SEAT 5 or should i say minor problems. calculate that the person sitting on SEAT 8 is not coming down before you, or the sun is not shining too much.

SEAT 10 - Same with SEAT 6 with less stress. but it might turned out for you to be asst. conductor like that of 6.

SEAT 11 - One thing you'll hate about this seat is that it doesnt have a place you'll rest your back. literally you re equal to the conductor, because anytime someone is getting down from your row or the row behind you, you have to come down. trust me dear NLers, giving chance for people to come down is more stressful than passing/collecting change.
PS: Do not seat there if you re stopping at the last bus stop, else you know nah...

SEAT 12 - You'll enjoy that seat if and only if you re stopping at the last busstop. i call it the oven seat. no seat can compete with it in terms NO VENTILATION.
PS: *for guys* Make sure your chick is sitting on SEAT 13 And its night, alot can happen within that short period of time.

SEAT 13 - thats also a last busstop seat. and an oven seat too.
PS: *for Ladies* Make sure your guy is sitting on SEAT 12

SEAT 14 - Thats a bad seat to sit on too, any seat on that row is a bad seat because of the heat. and never seat there if you re not stopping at the last busstop.

SEAT 15 - Its the worst seat to me on the row, you have the same work as SEAT 11 because you will have to shift for the person coming down on the row. in the process they can match your MORUCCI PARUCCI shoe. the heat no be here too
PS: Marucci Parucci is a fake italian designer.


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Merlissa:


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Merlissa:


Very true.

which is your favourite?

Seat 4, that's always my target... Cool guy wt my headphone on. Coolest seat...

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which is your favourite?

No 4

space booked

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