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Recent Miss Universe Interview by feelgood(m): 3:46pm On Aug 28, 2006
RECENT MISS UNIVERSE INTERVIEW

Question: Ms America, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms America: Well, I can say that male organs in America are like gentlemen.
Question: How can you say so?
Ms America: Because it stands every time it sees a woman,
(Applause! Applause!)


Question: Ms Spain, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms Spain: Male organs in our country are like our very own Bullfight or Toro (Bull)
Question: How can you say so?
Ms Spain: Because it charges every time it sees an opening,
(Applause! Applause!)


Question: Ms Saudi Arabia, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms Saudi: Well, I can say that male organs in Saudi are like thieves.
Question: How can you say so?
Ms Saudi: Because they like to enter through the back door,
(Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!)


Question: Ms India, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms India: Well, I can say the male organs in India are like laborers.
Question: How can you say so?
Ms India: Because it works day and night,
(Applause! Applause! Applause!


Question: Ms Malaysia, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms Malaysia: Well, I can say that Male Organs in Malaysia are like Proton car.
Question: How can you say so?
Ms Malaysia: Look tough but actually very soft,
(Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! )


Question: Ms Singapore,how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms Singapore: Well, I can say that male organ in Singapore is very Kiasu (Afraid to lose).
Question: How can you say so?
Ms Singapore: It always wants to rush in quick and leave 15 minutes before the show is over.
(Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!)


Question: Ms Philippines, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms Philippines: Well, I can say that male organs in our country are like gossip or rumors.
Question: How can you say so?
Ms Philippines: Because it passes from mouth to mouth,
(Applause! Applause! Standing Ovation! Applause! Applause!)


DOES ANYBODY KNOW WHAT Ms NIGERIA HAD TO SAY ABOUT THE MALE ORGAN IN HER OWN COUNTRY?
Re: Recent Miss Universe Interview by queen2(f): 3:55pm On Aug 28, 2006
america's sounds real lol grin
Re: Recent Miss Universe Interview by iice(f): 4:19am On Aug 29, 2006
LOL hmmmm so what does ms Nigeria say?
Re: Recent Miss Universe Interview by Oracle(m): 4:26am On Aug 29, 2006
yeah i wanted to ask that question.
Re: Recent Miss Universe Interview by vichel(m): 11:03pm On Aug 29, 2006
still waiting 4 the nigerian one
Re: Recent Miss Universe Interview by layi(m): 12:26am On Aug 30, 2006
Question: Ms Nigeria, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms Nigeria: Well, I can say that male organs in Nigeria are like boy scouts.
Question: How can you say so?
Ms Nigeria: Because it is ever prepared, 
(Applause! Applause!)
Re: Recent Miss Universe Interview by feelgood(m): 11:57am On Aug 30, 2006
Question: Ms Nigeria, how can you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms Nigeria: Well I can say that male organs in Nigeria are like Rabbits.
Question: How can you say so?
Ms Nigeria: One hole is never enough!
Re: Recent Miss Universe Interview by iice(f): 12:10pm On Aug 30, 2006
laughing ma friggin butt off @ one hole is never enuff!
Re: Recent Miss Universe Interview by queen2(f): 2:25pm On Aug 30, 2006
Lol @ layi and feelgood, nice ones
Re: Recent Miss Universe Interview by lauryn(f): 3:01am On Aug 31, 2006
laugh my friggin lil behind off grin grin
Re: Recent Miss Universe Interview by micklplus(m): 8:32am On Aug 31, 2006
How can one hole be enough? cheesy [sub]just kidding[/sub]

Nice stuff
Cheers
Re: Recent Miss Universe Interview by Bolarge(m): 4:10pm On May 15, 2007
Question: Ms Nigeria, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms Nigeria: Well, I can say that male organs in Nigeria are like explorers
Question: How can you say so?
Ms Nigeria: Because it is ever seeking new terrain
(Applause! Applause!)
Re: Recent Miss Universe Interview by feelgood(m): 3:24pm On Aug 11, 2007
Any update on how ms Nigeria described the male organ in her country?
Re: Recent Miss Universe Interview by Goodnaija: 3:31pm On Aug 11, 2007
a male organ is an organ used for fcking and it always makes ladies feel good grin
Re: Recent Miss Universe Interview by ellab(f): 3:43pm On Aug 11, 2007
I ve heard of dis stuff before but its all gud. wink
Re: Recent Miss Universe Interview by CrazyMan(m): 7:15pm On Aug 12, 2007
Nice smiley
Re: Recent Miss Universe Interview by ceyohn(f): 5:39pm On Aug 13, 2007
nice
Re: Recent Miss Universe Interview by Aiphie(f): 8:15pm On Aug 13, 2007
Very funny
Re: Recent Miss Universe Interview by mimiko(f): 11:28am On Aug 14, 2007
:p
Re: Recent Miss Universe Interview by ademiller(f): 7:23pm On Nov 29, 2007
Nigerian Male Organs are the bomb shocked,look at all they can do?
Re: Recent Miss Universe Interview by kronkykay(m): 11:34am On Nov 30, 2007
killa joke
Re: Recent Miss Universe Interview by ituen(m): 11:55am On Nov 30, 2007
Question: Ms Nigeria, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms Nigeria: Well, I can say that male organs are like keys
Question: How can you say so?
Ms Nigeria: Because a padlock comes with spare keys (Applause! Applause!)
Re: Recent Miss Universe Interview by Lolabbey: 2:54pm On May 06, 2009
itu baba ita,i knw sey u go get d answer

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