Oya laugh small jare...lol. (not written by me...it's a joke)
I was driving down a street along Alausa, having just finished
answering a call, when a policeman, suddenly, opened the
passenger door, entered and jam-locked it.
(The door lock is faulty)
As usual, he wanted 'something' from me for calling while
driving...
Suddenly, he saw the big Rothweiller dog, Jackie, at the back seat
of the car, with tongue stuck out, spittle dripping and fangs
barring, staring fiercely at him.
Policeman: (Shaking)
Ah! You carry dog?
Me: (I bone face) Yes, I carry dog. Dat one na offense?
Policeman: (Feeling uncomfortable)
Na where una dey come from?
Me: From hospital.
Policeman: Ehen! you sick?
Me: No, na person wey the dog bite we go see. The person almost die
sef.
Policeman: (Terribly shaken by now)
Ehen! But why the dog dey shake head like that?
Me: Na so im dey do if e wan bite person.
Policeman: The dog know you?
Me: Yes nah, no be my dog?
Policeman: (Sweating)
This your door, how you dey open am?
Me: How you take enter?
Policeman: Abeg! Na since I dey try open am, but e no open.
(The dog was now getting impatient and gave a small growl, its tongue
almost touching the policeman's left ear).
Policeman: (Now sliding forward)Oga, I take God beg you, open the
door for me make I comot. I no go collect anythin from you.
Me: How much you go pay me?
Policeman: Ah! I neva hustle anythin since morning. Na only N1,000
dey wit me.
Me: You neva ready.
(I looked back at the dog).
Policeman: Ok ok ok ok ok, e reach N2,000. The oda N1,000 na my
wife own, but I go give you join.
(Now, close to tears as the dog was becoming really impatient)
Oga, I be......g, Oga, sorry. Take the N2,000 make you open the door
plssssssse!
Me: Oya, bring am. (I collected the N2,000 & allowed him out of the
car)
Policeman: God punish you. Idiot, e no go ever better for you and your
yeye dog. Wicked man!!!
. Pass it ahead, don't laugh alone.

This is really the best joke of the day. Me where no the laf atal i manage laf smal. Op tel me the netwok yor are using let me send you hundred air time