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Easy Ways To Breakup With Ur Spouse! by pigin: 1:59pm On Feb 24, 2015 |
1. 16 Missed Calls? You Killed My Battery So You're Capable Of Killing Me... It's Over!!! 2. How come mosquito is biting me and not biting u. i smell conspiracy. ITS OVER! 3. You don't even respect me,I'm talking and you are busy breathing? It's over! 4. So now ur drinking coke dt has another man's name on it, better go and find him cus it's over between us. 5. So Beyonce's "Drunk in love" is Ur caller tune? I can't trust alcoholics with my future kids. 6.They are shouting bird flu, You are still cooking chicken. you want to kill me? It is over! 7. I called you and you picked up immediately. You lack patience. 8. Why are you using Broom to sweep my Room when you know I support PDP? It's over. 9. "You are always abbreviating ur texts, you want our children to be short abi? It's OVER. 10. I told u I love my food hot but u refused to warm the ice cream. U don't care abt me. It's over. 11. You don't pay your tithe, if you can cheat on God, then who am I? Park ur things!!! Lolzzzz. Add yours!! |
Re: Easy Ways To Breakup With Ur Spouse! by Polithiefcian(m): 2:08pm On Feb 24, 2015 |
Ur punaany don wide pass my dick...its ova |
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