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Easy Ways To Breakup With Ur Spouse! by pigin: 1:59pm On Feb 24, 2015
1. 16 Missed Calls? You Killed My
Battery So You're Capable Of
Killing
Me... It's Over!!!
2. How come mosquito is biting
me
and not biting u. i smell
conspiracy.
ITS OVER!
3. You don't even respect me,I'm
talking
and you are busy breathing? It's
over!
4. So now ur drinking coke dt has
another man's name on it, better
go
and find him cus it's over
between
us.
5. So Beyonce's "Drunk in love" is
Ur
caller tune? I can't trust alcoholics
with my future kids.
6.They are shouting bird flu, You
are
still cooking chicken. you want to
kill
me? It is over!
7. I called you and you picked up
immediately. You lack patience.
8. Why are you using Broom to
sweep
my Room when you know I
support
PDP? It's over.
9. "You are always abbreviating ur
texts, you want our children to be
short abi? It's OVER.
10. I told u I love my food hot
but u
refused to warm the ice cream. U
don't care abt me. It's over.
11. You don't pay your tithe, if
you
can cheat on God, then who am I?
Park ur things!!!
Lolzzzz. Add yours!!
Re: Easy Ways To Breakup With Ur Spouse! by Polithiefcian(m): 2:08pm On Feb 24, 2015
Ur punaany don wide pass my dick...its ova

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