Note I'm not an Okada man ooooo before people go begin talk say I be Okada rider. I actually work in Shell

10 Categories Of Okada Riders

1. The History Teller
He tells you the challenges he's facing as an okada rider (bad roads & agbero) and he's hoping the roads would be tarred and life would be worth living if Buhari becomes the President

2. The Doublers
He doubles the fare when he spots you and a babe at the bus stop. Let's assume the normal T-fare is N50, the moment he realizes you are paying for her, he insists on collecting N200 because he knows you wouldn't want to fall your hand in the presence of the babe .. Hehehehe wetin con-sign me ? Me I dey follow dem drag price oooo

3. The 419
If you don't know your destination, then he's mostly likely to get the money of a plot of land from you . He charges you so high and takes a longer route so that the journey would be a little bit far

4. The Risk Taker
He's a risk taker indeed. He overtakes trailers and compete with other vehicles on the expressway. Sometimes he rides expertly folding his arms while on a full speed and If you tell him "oga abeg small small ooooo", he replies "calm down bros, no be today I don dey ride okada"

5. The Swearer
No such word exist. He rain curses on motor drivers who fail to give way. Even if you are driving a Range Rover Sport 2014 Model, he no send you at all oooo. When you fail to give way, he's like "Oloshi kuro lona jhooor" meaning way-ray abeg comot for road

6. Gbedu Blaster
This one blasts gbedu and keeps nodding his head like that of agama lizard without focusing on where he's going

7. The Womanizer
He spots a pretty lady and slows down, he's like " omoge ooo fine gan ooooo"

8. The Dirty One
He stinks and you keep wondering if hasn't taken his bath for weeks. He looks so tattered as if he's not making a penny.

9. The Fugitive
He tries to avoid agbero because he wants to outsmart them probably because he doesn't want to pay the daily dues. He tells you " bros abeg I no want make we pass that place because police dey dia".. **oga pack well jhor, na agbero u dey run for jhoooor you stingy he-goat**

10. The Good Samaritan
He relates and talks to you in a kind manner. If your transport fare is not enough, he would still be of help

Feel free to add yours

Written by : tosyne2much

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Twaci:
True. But say I choose to ignore the Note, which one u be?

I'll bet on No. 7

Roflwkmd

Why would you bet on No. 7 ?

Sile12:
The Okada riders that will never sit straight on the bike, they bends while riding.

The ones that looks back at the exhaust every now and then while moving, no matter how fast they are moving.

T[b]he ones that loves picking babes with big Boobs, they hardly pick guys. While moving fast they pulls the breaks suddenly every now and then without any reason, just to feel the babes boobs on their back. Very common among Bajaj users with lifted sits.
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The ones without headlamps during night. If pedestrians are not careful, they might got hit and the ones with there headlamps facing the sky.


The ones that overtakes left, right, and centre...

The ones on masks 247, you will only see their black lips and red eyeballs. Don't patronise them anyway, dont know why

The ones that wears bathroom slippers and holds it with the tip of their toes

Psalmwise:


You dn get am...,naso me and wan of my frend wan climb back, d guy dn tink say me go sitdown for back of the babe so im go dey enjoy free cushion, naim i disappoint am sitdown for front of d babe, e no mash break anyow till we reach where we dey go,e no say nah pako go touch am if e mash break anyow

Sile12:


Why the guy go press brake when you no get anything for chest.

Psalmwise:
e no wan make nail choke am for yansh

Sile12:
The Okada riders that will never sit straight on the bike, they bends while riding.

The ones that looks back at the exhaust every now and then while moving, no matter how fast they are moving.

The ones that loves picking babes with big Boobs, they hardly pick guys. While moving fast they pulls the breaks suddenly every now and then without any reason, just to feel the babes boobs on their back. Very common among Bajaj users with lifted seats.

The ones without headlamps during night. If pedestrians are not careful, they might got hit and the ones with there headlamps facing the sky.


The ones that overtakes left, right, and centre. They will not even listen to you while cautioning them.

The ones on masks 247, you will only see their black lips and red eyeballs. Don't patronise them anyway, dont know why

The ones that wears bathroom slippers and holds it with the tip of their toes.

The ones that over decorate their bikes with gbedu blasting oyinkanade "Adura lo gbemi duro."
Also with some inscriptions like "I go soon get money pass Davido and Olamide."


The ones without horn, instead they use their mouth like "mmpphheew..yes se o nlo ni?"

Walkopet:
Lol! Sir Shilashi, I no ft laf jare, e be like say na one area frm ondo state u come frm, OD city precisely, cos most of d Okada guys overdere do posses afore mention characteristics.

Sile12:


Funniest thing, these guys no dey get sisi. If they hit you, you wil see them kneeling, prostrating, crying, begging you at the same time cursing themselves. Even if you arrest them, na you go bail them again because them no get kobo. Them don use them money flex some Adeyemi girls finish or Yaba, Surulere, and Odojomu babes. Them go come reach the owner house for night come they give am story.

But if you come jam them with you car, na them get fault o, within 1minute, about 5 million bikes go don park full everywhere. Infact, you go hear am.

Sile12:


Funniest thing, these guys no dey get sisi. If they hit you, you wil see them kneeling, prostrating, crying, begging you at the same time cursing themselves. Even if you arrest them, na you go bail them again because them no get kobo. Them don use them money flex some Adeyemi girls finish or Yaba, Surulere, and Odojomu babes. Them go come reach the owner house for night come they give am story.

But if you come jam them with you car, na them get fault o, within 1minute, about 5 million bikes go don park full everywhere. Infact, you go hear am.

ritababe:
Okada riders can be very anonying, Thank God say oshobaba don ban them

Sile12:
The Okada riders that will never sit straight on the bike, they bends while riding.

The ones that looks back at the exhaust every now and then while moving, no matter how fast they are moving.

The ones that loves picking babes with big Boobs, they hardly pick guys. While moving fast they pulls the breaks suddenly every now and then without any reason, just to feel the babes boobs on their back. Very common among Bajaj users with lifted seats.

The ones without headlamps during night. If pedestrians are not careful, they might got hit and the ones with there headlamps facing the sky.


The ones that overtakes left, right, and centre. They will not even listen to you while cautioning them.

The ones on masks 247, you will only see their black lips and red eyeballs. Don't patronise them anyway, dont know why

The ones that wears bathroom slippers and holds it with the tip of their toes.

The ones that over decorate their bikes with gbedu blasting oyinkanade "Adura lo gbemi duro."
Also with some inscriptions like "I go soon get money pass Davido and Olamide."


The ones without horn, instead they use their mouth like "mmpphheew..yes se o nlo ni?"

Psalmwise:


You dn get am...,naso me and wan of my frend wan climb back, d guy dn tink say me go sitdown for back of the babe so im go dey enjoy free cushion, naim i disappoint am sitdown for front of d babe, e no mash break anyow till we reach where we dey go,e no say nah pako go touch am if e mash break anyow