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Re: Why You Shouldn't Fart In A Crowded Elevator!!! by tpiah99: 7:22pm On Feb 24, 2015 |
update: they've removed the extra two versions of this fart thread . . . . . good job . . . . . . |
Re: Why You Shouldn't Fart In A Crowded Elevator!!! by alaladakosta(f): 7:23pm On Feb 24, 2015 |
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Re: Why You Shouldn't Fart In A Crowded Elevator!!! by clara472: 7:23pm On Feb 24, 2015 |
ok |
Re: Why You Shouldn't Fart In A Crowded Elevator!!! by seuncyber(m): 7:23pm On Feb 24, 2015 |
Chop Ewa n egg then no what up |
Re: Why You Shouldn't Fart In A Crowded Elevator!!! by ugosonic1: 7:24pm On Feb 24, 2015 |
dts disgusting |
Re: Why You Shouldn't Fart In A Crowded Elevator!!! by Nobody: 7:25pm On Feb 24, 2015 |
opustjk: Hilarious post...But doing it in a crowded environ would perfectly make you disguise & blend in with those crying & cursing. 1 Like |
Re: Why You Shouldn't Fart In A Crowded Elevator!!! by freshness2020: 7:25pm On Feb 24, 2015 |
The thing no get toilet abeg op! |
Re: Why You Shouldn't Fart In A Crowded Elevator!!! by Helkayklassic(m): 7:25pm On Feb 24, 2015 |
Diffusion and osmosis...Lmao |
Re: Why You Shouldn't Fart In A Crowded Elevator!!! by TONYE001(m): 7:25pm On Feb 24, 2015 |
Well written... |
Re: Why You Shouldn't Fart In A Crowded Elevator!!! by inevitableme(m): 7:26pm On Feb 24, 2015 |
I can't forget dat awkward moment wen I could not hold the bomb in midst of ma friend. I felt like the ground should open nd swallow me cause the bully me extremely |
Re: Why You Shouldn't Fart In A Crowded Elevator!!! by soldierdollar(m): 7:26pm On Feb 24, 2015 |
slimzypink: And u smell for fun |
Re: Why You Shouldn't Fart In A Crowded Elevator!!! by Euckybaby(f): 7:27pm On Feb 24, 2015 |
Ewizard:use you lenses that simple English for a layman like you to understand not Chinese like you said |
Re: Why You Shouldn't Fart In A Crowded Elevator!!! by biddieluvzyaho(f): 7:27pm On Feb 24, 2015 |
OP,u gat me rolling on d floor!!like seriously,I can imagine it! |
Re: Why You Shouldn't Fart In A Crowded Elevator!!! by kelvine(m): 7:27pm On Feb 24, 2015 |
It hurts you bad but here we can only laugh. When your bowels irritate you and they are desperate to let out gasses,location can not stop them. If you hold in fart for too long they may transform into solids(faeces) forcing themselves out to stain your pants(boxers). OP your writing skills made me pardon the culprit. I like your use of english. |
Re: Why You Shouldn't Fart In A Crowded Elevator!!! by Flakesyblaze(f): 7:28pm On Feb 24, 2015 |
slimzypink:is that a fart? |
Re: Why You Shouldn't Fart In A Crowded Elevator!!! by Euckybaby(f): 7:28pm On Feb 24, 2015 |
nice one.. funny indeed |
Re: Why You Shouldn't Fart In A Crowded Elevator!!! by slimzypink(f): 7:29pm On Feb 24, 2015 |
Flakesyblaze: |
Re: Why You Shouldn't Fart In A Crowded Elevator!!! by Omolola1(f): 7:29pm On Feb 24, 2015 |
It's a natural thing jor I'm sorry to say, no offence to anyone who might be in the 'crowded' elevator with me, but if the fart comes, it comes. If I try to withhold it and it refuses to pause, I have no choice than to release it I can't afford to suffer in silence...NAY!!! And if they can't handle it, the stairs is always available BTW....@OP That scenario is hilarious I suspect the woman that cursed is the culprit 1 Like |
Re: Why You Shouldn't Fart In A Crowded Elevator!!! by blackjack21(m): 7:30pm On Feb 24, 2015 |
So you want that person to hold his fart and explode ko? I rather fart, if you don't like. use the stairs. 1 Like |
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Re: Why You Shouldn't Fart In A Crowded Elevator!!! by orenz429(m): 7:33pm On Feb 24, 2015 |
[font=Lucida Sans Unicode][/font] [/quote][quote author=opustjk post=31045866]Here's the scenario........... Bros u sure say no b u mess? Lolz |
Re: Why You Shouldn't Fart In A Crowded Elevator!!! by holyokoto(m): 7:34pm On Feb 24, 2015 |
You just inhale it that's all, but I believe that kind of fart can only come from a Lady |
Re: Why You Shouldn't Fart In A Crowded Elevator!!! by Bleszin(f): 7:34pm On Feb 24, 2015 |
If only hope(my hall mate)would see dis 1 Like |
Re: Why You Shouldn't Fart In A Crowded Elevator!!! by Bleszin(f): 7:37pm On Feb 24, 2015 |
holyokoto:y lady?? 2 Likes |
Re: Why You Shouldn't Fart In A Crowded Elevator!!! by xynerise: 7:37pm On Feb 24, 2015 |
Explore God's gift freely |
Re: Why You Shouldn't Fart In A Crowded Elevator!!! by auntymi(f): 7:37pm On Feb 24, 2015 |
I don e_fart for dis thread, #walkin away |
Re: Why You Shouldn't Fart In A Crowded Elevator!!! by sod09(m): 7:37pm On Feb 24, 2015 |
Ewizard:reset ya brain pls Its lagging |
Re: Why You Shouldn't Fart In A Crowded Elevator!!! by eschewevil91(f): 7:38pm On Feb 24, 2015 |
hilarious |
Re: Why You Shouldn't Fart In A Crowded Elevator!!! by Redlips22(m): 7:41pm On Feb 24, 2015 |
Yea.. it's a free world.. u gotta let it go.. slimzypink: |
Re: Why You Shouldn't Fart In A Crowded Elevator!!! by Redlips22(m): 7:43pm On Feb 24, 2015 |
Luv ur sincerity.. lyk real pple.. Omolola1: |
Re: Why You Shouldn't Fart In A Crowded Elevator!!! by Akalia(m): 7:43pm On Feb 24, 2015 |
krimcake:hi, R u new on here? |
Re: Why You Shouldn't Fart In A Crowded Elevator!!! by cybrninja(m): 7:47pm On Feb 24, 2015 |
AndreRose: hmm...no wonder they say experience is the best teacher 1 Like |
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