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Irony Of Life by motive(m): 11:01pm On Feb 25, 2015
I got this from a greed, it really made me laugh so I decided sharing it.

IRONY OF LIFE
(strange but true)


1. The lawyer hopes you get in trouble

2. The doctor hopes you get sick

3.The polices hopes you become a criminal

4. The teacher hopes you are born stupid

5. The landlord hopes you that don't build a house

6. The prostitute hopes you don't marry

7. The dentist hopes that your teeth decays

8. The mechanic hopes your car breaks down

9. The coffin-maker wants you dead

10. Only a thief wishes you prosperity in life!

Hug a thief next to you, only if there's any!

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Re: Irony Of Life by delishpot: 11:20pm On Feb 25, 2015
Thief isnt good too. He wants you to prosper so he can come and steal from you. That is to say, you will work like elephant and chop like an ant.

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Re: Irony Of Life by motive(m): 9:58am On Feb 26, 2015
the main tin is dat u re prosperity

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