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I Be Boko Haram by Judechukwu5n(m): 5:53pm On Feb 27, 2015 |
A conductor in Lagos asked one of his passengers: Oga, where your money? Passenger replied: I be staff. Condoctor queried:which kind staff you be? You be police? No! You be soldier? No! You be navy? No! You be air force? No? So wetin you be now! Abeg pay your money! The passenger replied: You no dey look face? Conductor shouted rather impatienly-"abeg pay your money joor" The passenger camly replied with a deep baritone -"I BE BOKO! " "BOKO HARAM!! " All the passengers shouted.WHAAT!!! conductor you dey mad? Oga boko sorry sir, abeg no vex,we go pay for you sir. Everybody screamed DRIVER NEXT bus stop. Driver said e be like say na here I go drop too. ''Oya!!! gbogbo ero! ''Jumps out first and ran without looking back." |
Re: I Be Boko Haram by nifemi25(m): 6:04pm On Feb 27, 2015 |
Such is life. Nobody wan die. We got to run for our lives. |
Re: I Be Boko Haram by Kagarko(m): 6:40pm On Feb 27, 2015 |
Funny but Live dont have duplicate. Such is life. Nobody wan die. We got to run for our lives. But instead of running why not hand him to security personnel in lagos for prosecution. Anyway the fear of b/haram is the beginning of wisdom. 1 Like |
Re: I Be Boko Haram by assu2013(m): 7:04pm On Feb 27, 2015 |
Hahahaha |
Re: I Be Boko Haram by Judechukwu5n(m): 8:00pm On Feb 27, 2015 |
Kagarko:You are right the fear of book haram is the beginning of wisdom 1 Like |
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