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I Be Boko Haram by Judechukwu5n(m): 5:53pm On Feb 27, 2015
A conductor in Lagos asked one of his
passengers: Oga, where your money? Passenger
replied: I be staff. Condoctor queried:which kind
staff you be? You be police? No!
You be soldier? No!
You be navy? No!
You be air force? No?
So wetin you be now!
Abeg pay your money!
The passenger replied: You no dey look face?
Conductor shouted rather impatienly-"abeg pay
your money joor"
The passenger camly replied with a deep baritone
-"I BE BOKO! "
"BOKO HARAM!! "
All the passengers shouted.WHAAT!!! conductor
you dey mad? Oga boko sorry sir, abeg no vex,we
go pay for you sir. Everybody screamed DRIVER
NEXT bus stop. Driver said e be like say na here I
go drop too. ''Oya!!! gbogbo ero! ''Jumps out first
and ran without looking back."
Re: I Be Boko Haram by nifemi25(m): 6:04pm On Feb 27, 2015
Such is life. Nobody wan die. We got to run for our lives.
Re: I Be Boko Haram by Kagarko(m): 6:40pm On Feb 27, 2015
Funny but Live dont have duplicate.

Such is life. Nobody wan die. We got to run for our lives.

But instead of running why not hand him to security personnel in lagos for prosecution.

Anyway the fear of b/haram is the beginning of wisdom.

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Re: I Be Boko Haram by assu2013(m): 7:04pm On Feb 27, 2015
Hahahaha
Re: I Be Boko Haram by Judechukwu5n(m): 8:00pm On Feb 27, 2015
Kagarko:
Funny but Live dont have duplicate.

Such is life. Nobody wan die. We got to run for our lives.

But instead of running why not hand him to security personnel in lagos for prosecution.

Anyway the fear of b/haram is the beginning of wisdom.
You are right the fear of book haram is the beginning of wisdom

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