Dear Coca-cola Bottling Company,

Its been some months now, some very long months I must tell you, that you started putting down peoples name on bottles (coke bottles).

I know I am just one out of over 170million people that make up this our noble nation, Nigeria.
But, "what is worth doing, I think is worth doing well"

How could you guys??

Its not like I drink coke everyday of my life, but when I do drink something, I think its usually Coke and never Pepsi.

Moreover, I cant afford to be drinking it everyday after some of us in the health department came up with the statistics that one bottle (the 35cl own contains about 6cubes of sugar), only God knows how many cubes will be inside the 50cl bottle.
You see, I also love my life just the same way each and everyone of us does, so I cant afford to start making plans for diabetes in the future.

I will say you guys have written everybody's name I know and deliberately decided not to add mine. I have seen from Ada to Chisom to Emeka to Obinna, to mention a few.. One of my friends even found both his name and surname on two bottles, ‪Uche‬ Agu‬. I am sure he will increase the way he takes coke just for that reason alone.
The one I got yesterday had Adesuwa on it, a Yoruba name . I don't even want to know what that means.

So today, I did what I had to do. I took the bull by the horn, not just to let him know that we are all animals, but to let him know that "all animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than the others".
I would have written just "kachi", but I was angry.
You guys were lucky that I didn't write "Onyekachi Okorie" plus my University registration number on the bottle.

You guys have really made me feel bad and a bit un-appreciated.

So I am actually going to switch over to Nutri-C for the mean time, at least it doesn't have plenty cubes of sugar in it and it might also interest you guys to know that it has about 5 different flavors.

That will be all for now, till you guys decide to do the needful.

Yours (heartbroken)customer.
Kachi

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The person that brought up that marketing strategy for.coca cola must be a freaking genius

Please if you come across anyone that bears Kelvin, beep me lemme buy it quadruple the price you got it

Please if you come across anyone that bears Kelvin, beep me lemme buy it quadruple the price you got it.

Sure. First started in Ghana using the popular Ghanaian names before it spread to Nigeria through the use of celebrities as the bait in catching other Nigerians. I must confess strategy worked great.

Unfortunately however, its been corrupted by the usual 'Man Know Man' thing in getting your name on board I would suggest a site is created where you enter your choice name and a pick up location is designated for you to go pick up

valmunich:
LOL

The person that brought up that marketing strategy for.coca cola must be a freaking genius

valmunich:
LOL

The person that brought up that marketing strategy for.coca cola must be a freaking genius

Great marketing strategy indeed.I didn't like coke before, but i just have to find my name.Still searching...

lols. kachi. well u could claim chi nau. pele

Adesuwa is not a yoruba name
People from Edo state bear such

lol, u've done the right thing by writing your name yourself

Lmao! What a funny dude. Guy you you get time o.







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Please if you come across anyone that bears Kelvin, beep me lemme buy it quadruple the price you got it.

And if you find any with name Judas please inform me, this wicked people dey suffer person lol.