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Quoutable Quotes You Never Think Of by ibkgab001: 4:57pm On Mar 02, 2015 |
He who completely unwraps moimoi and gala before eating cannot keep a secret - Abraham Lincoln (1864) Only a courageous woman can fry a bunch of plantain without tasting any - Albert Macauley (1872) He who says nothing lasts forever has never tried Hausa perfume - Nelson Mandela (1973) Any man that uses his teeth to cut shaki from pepper soup, with his eyes wide open, is not afraid of anything - Williams Shakespeare (1900) Anyone who graduates without experiencing a strike, has never been to Nigeria - Lord Lugard (1904) He who refuses to mix agege bread and akara as a type of sandwich is a racist - Martin Luther King jnr (1788) Any man who drinks Alomo bitters without squeezing his face, is capable of murder - Michael Faraday (1899) Drinking Garri doesn't mean u're poor, but allowing the Garri to swell b4 drinking is poverty - Queen Elizabeth (1893) He who runs around looking 4 scissors to cut indomine seasoning sachet is not hungry - Dr Nnamdi Azikiwe (1947) No matter how hot your temper is, it cannot cook yam - Goodluck Jonathan (2013) Anyone who reads this without laughing is either looking 4 job or needs money Badly - Barack Obama (2014). Add Yours cc: FACEBOOK.COM 1 Like |
Re: Quoutable Quotes You Never Think Of by Nobody: 5:00pm On Mar 02, 2015 |
funny quotes |
Re: Quoutable Quotes You Never Think Of by DuchessLily(f): 5:05pm On Mar 02, 2015 |
Lol... @OP. I laff.... But sha I still dey look 4 job and money ooo |
Re: Quoutable Quotes You Never Think Of by ibkgab001: 5:13pm On Mar 02, 2015 |
And almighty God will provide a good one for you and all other Nairalanders |
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