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Re: A Peep Into An Ibadan Woman's Phonebook by Adminisher: 12:10am On Mar 06, 2015
tociano009:
Rafia onigari

Momi Oloole is funny (that is an ancient name for moi moi maker/seller)
Alao Alawin is downright rebellious. (Alao..who is always buying on credit, that fact has been turned to his I'D).
Akanke Alakara Eebo (cake baker/confectioner), this one brings the house down.

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Re: A Peep Into An Ibadan Woman's Phonebook by Nobody: 12:38am On Mar 06, 2015
Chartey:
Someone sent me this on WhatsApp

An average illiterate phone book. This is not peculair to ibadan indigenes who are not educated, go to other parts of the country, it will be similar. So, kindly show us what the phone book of an educated ibadan peep look like, will you?
Re: A Peep Into An Ibadan Woman's Phonebook by filebe777: 1:02am On Mar 06, 2015
nickusoro:
Lol. But what have ibadan people done to the world to deserve this kind of treatment? grin

#QuoteMeIfYouWanna

And yet we have so much love and respect for them and we love living with them...
They gave us a lot of firsts in dis nation....you know!

Bi Olubadan wo nika, kin se egbe baba enikan.

Proudly Omo Oduduwa.
Oluwole ni oruko temi ,omo baba apaso laro lati ilu Akoko.

Ain't no shame in it........carry on d culture,thats who we are.

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Re: A Peep Into An Ibadan Woman's Phonebook by tociano009(m): 1:06am On Mar 06, 2015
Adminisher:


Momi Oloole is funny (that is an ancient name for moi moi maker/seller)
Alao Alawin is downright rebellious. (Alao..who is always buying on credit, that fact has been turned to his I'D).
Akanke Alakara Eebo (cake baker/confectioner), this one brings the house down.
grin grin
Re: A Peep Into An Ibadan Woman's Phonebook by babadem2much(m): 1:46am On Mar 06, 2015
Wetin carry dis man go peep Ibadan woman phone book c as i laff sotay i fall fm bench dislockate my hand. Chaai like Iya Mufutau Agbero dis gat me cracking
Re: A Peep Into An Ibadan Woman's Phonebook by Adamumhd(m): 2:05am On Mar 06, 2015
Gbadebo Abule
Re: A Peep Into An Ibadan Woman's Phonebook by demmie1: 6:09am On Mar 06, 2015
nickusoro:
Lol. But what have ibadan people done to the world to deserve this kind of treatment? grin

#QuoteMeIfYouWanna

What kind of treatment?
The woman saved names in her local language
have u seen an indian man blackberry before?
Re: A Peep Into An Ibadan Woman's Phonebook by demmie1: 6:19am On Mar 06, 2015
jeeqaa7:
Ofe mmanu

How can u turn this into ethnic slurr
you are so nauseating
i vomit on your generation
shit'ol

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Re: A Peep Into An Ibadan Woman's Phonebook by Dokitadotun: 7:29am On Mar 06, 2015
At least an illiterate in Ibadan knows how to use phone and store numbers on it.

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Re: A Peep Into An Ibadan Woman's Phonebook by kunle75(m): 8:30am On Mar 06, 2015
Chartey:
Someone sent me this on WhatsApp


Laff wan kill me
Re: A Peep Into An Ibadan Woman's Phonebook by Nobody: 8:36am On Mar 06, 2015
Lol....visit our page
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Re: A Peep Into An Ibadan Woman's Phonebook by Brainardc(m): 8:49am On Mar 06, 2015
Very true....
Re: A Peep Into An Ibadan Woman's Phonebook by ysalli: 9:42am On Mar 06, 2015
nickusoro:
Lol. But what have ibadan people done to the world to deserve this kind of treatment? grin

#QuoteMeIfYouWanna
, dont mind them, awa lomo balogun, nile oluyole....
Re: A Peep Into An Ibadan Woman's Phonebook by pbs4real(m): 9:53am On Mar 06, 2015
gede7744:



lol! that is a riddle he has to sort out by himself
very gudbadt gal. . .lolz
Re: A Peep Into An Ibadan Woman's Phonebook by eluanate: 9:59am On Mar 06, 2015
Lwkd abeg free Ibadan women o,na their way and matter,lol!
Re: A Peep Into An Ibadan Woman's Phonebook by mizzsmilez(f): 10:42am On Mar 06, 2015
I have Tola Agent, Kemi Manicurist, Sola d fool, Adorable, Sunshine, traitor, marthaa's dad, sakira idi arere, Salawa Mummy Sokoto... so? how's that funny?

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Re: A Peep Into An Ibadan Woman's Phonebook by zaxinorepb(m): 1:28pm On Mar 06, 2015
D WOMAN DEY GIV DEFINATION TO ALL D PPLE WEH DEY HER PHON grin grin grin grin
Re: A Peep Into An Ibadan Woman's Phonebook by LewisO: 1:30pm On Mar 06, 2015
dovelike:

Lol. You're a guy. I play music sometimes when am moved to. I like puzzles in the form of games or people. I try to figure them out cheesy
[size=15pt]Will meet on other thread. wink [/size]
Re: A Peep Into An Ibadan Woman's Phonebook by Missuskike(f): 2:33pm On Mar 08, 2015
Chartey:
Someone sent me this on WhatsApp
Lemme add some.
Jelili gerigeri
Shaki eleran igbe
Saidi foga
Yemi elemu oguro
Kososhi
grin
Chartey:
Someone sent me this on WhatsApp
Lemme add some.
Jelili gerigeri
Shaki eleran igbe
Saidi foga
Yemi elemu oguro
Kososhi
Re: A Peep Into An Ibadan Woman's Phonebook by Mhizkel(f): 3:33pm On Mar 08, 2015
LewisO:
Mhizkel can i check your phone book? cheesy
Yesh!
Re: A Peep Into An Ibadan Woman's Phonebook by LewisO: 3:39pm On Mar 08, 2015
Mhizkel:
Yesh!
[size=15pt]It's being a while on came on here. wink

Ok lemme see it. tongue[/size]
Re: A Peep Into An Ibadan Woman's Phonebook by Mhizkel(f): 3:44pm On Mar 08, 2015
LewisO:

[size=15pt]It's being a while on came on here. wink

Ok lemme see it. tongue[/size]
Oya cuman see it..I'm waitin
Re: A Peep Into An Ibadan Woman's Phonebook by LewisO: 3:49pm On Mar 08, 2015
Mhizkel:
Oya cuman see it..I'm waitin
[size=15pt]Where can i come and see it?

Oya show me. tongue[/size]
Re: A Peep Into An Ibadan Woman's Phonebook by Mhizkel(f): 5:00pm On Mar 08, 2015
LewisO:

[size=15pt]Where can i come and see it?

Oya show me. tongue[/size]
Cuman see it in my house
Re: A Peep Into An Ibadan Woman's Phonebook by LewisO: 5:10pm On Mar 08, 2015
Mhizkel:
Cuman see it in my house

[size=15pt]Let's make it off here. [/size]
Re: A Peep Into An Ibadan Woman's Phonebook by Mhizkel(f): 5:15pm On Mar 08, 2015
LewisO:


[size=15pt]Let's make it off here. [/size]
No joor
Re: A Peep Into An Ibadan Woman's Phonebook by LewisO: 5:28pm On Mar 08, 2015
Mhizkel:
No joor
[size=15pt]Why? [/size]
Re: A Peep Into An Ibadan Woman's Phonebook by Mhizkel(f): 8:36am On Mar 09, 2015
LewisO:

[size=15pt]Why? [/size]
Notin
Re: A Peep Into An Ibadan Woman's Phonebook by vivie01(f): 12:52pm On Jul 08, 2017
bamidex28282:

what about this

Igboode salawu
bilikisu onikerosini
sikiru tao
shapaki oni danfo
iya sapadu elelubo
monsuru opc
iya kafila oni paraga
iya baraka alagbo
eboki mi owon
monsura alata esa
iya jaki elepo igi
baba baraka oni patako..........................

LOL @iya kafila oni paraga and shola ore mi atijo. @OP, dat ur phonebook list is incomplete without paraga seller with the setup of names there. So funny!
Re: A Peep Into An Ibadan Woman's Phonebook by jbblues24(m): 2:25pm On May 31, 2019
Such sleek. angry

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