KLand:
As far as I am concerned, the Ibadan woman has done well. If my mum could write as much, I would be glad about it.

Come to think of it, it is not different from the way I also saved some contacts on my phone. Examples:

Peter mechanic
Timi usher in church
Gbenga plumber
James, man I met on a bus
Bola CORPER at work
Paul cotenant upstairs
Etc.

You see what I mean?

You dey mind dem?

wo wowowowowowowow

wummyanthoy:
Baa mufu elero !

aarggh oa my uncle name b dat wat of iya wumi elero. . . . lol

Alani Kafinta got my ribs cracking
I meant carpenter

zigger:
I dnt get this. Is this supposed to be funny? The only thing I see is iya, iya iya iya...

I found this so unfunny

RAO1:
what is funny about d list, Abeg …u can find this on every other woman's phone n d southwest (and Maybe oda parts of Nigeria /world ),, so far She's a trader/business woman.....
just like u can find,
Yk dept.,..... and oda tertiary inst. mates
Ridwan IGS ...... and oda secondary skul mates
Lukman eleyele..... a childhood.frnd
Mrs Fakunle PHCN...... my dad's colleague
Ik Odolu..... and odas dt we served in dsam place...
these r just few....@times one may av more dan a particular name on one's phone book......or it has been long u contacted d person.....

na joke shaa

#IRepIbadanOsogboIlorin

guy na where ur syd 4 osogbo never met any nairalander frm osogbo

Chartey:
Someone sent me this on WhatsApp

U NO GET JOB AT ALL. GO AND GET ARODAN FOR ME ASAP

jeeqaa7:
Ofe mmanu

tribalist!
How dare u accuse us of eating palm oil.
As if Igbos don't eat it.

Last Bullet
You v fever!

OP u s1ck wetin my pple do u??

Proudly Omo Ibadan..

#ItIsWhatIsIt

chimkaire:

I found this so unfunny

abeg na where una lot kom frm

Proudly an Ibadan shied

RAO1:
what is funny about d list, Abeg …u can find this on every other woman's phone n d southwest (and Maybe oda parts of Nigeria /world ),, so far She's a trader/business woman.....
just like u can find,
Yk dept.,..... and oda tertiary inst. mates
Ridwan IGS ...... and oda secondary skul mates
Lukman eleyele..... a childhood.frnd
Mrs Fakunle PHCN...... my dad's colleague
Ik Odolu..... and odas dt we served in dsam place...
these r just few....@times one may av more dan a particular name on one's phone book......or it has been long u contacted d person.....

na joke shaa

#IRepIbadanOsogboIlorin

You dey mind dem?

Igbo women sef no dey carry last

:-XBukola oni jiga nko

so? understanding matters.
check out my phone, u wont av a clue of my schl mates, colleagues at work or church members name n so on. they are coded to my understanding.

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Dee60:
Nimota alata
Wosilatu Oloole
Alani kekere
Ishola t'ilu Eko
Akanni to tokunbo
Shola ore mi atijo

te]
see you, must you mention my name...
since e don te, how things now ore mi atijo...
how is our village palmwine seller, my regards to him and his family.
thanks.
ore may GOD rewad you wella!

xordik:
abeg na where una lot kom frm

Definitely not where you from
I found it funny cos that joke is bland
Anything else

Lmaooo. Omo ibadan kini so o

:-XBukola oni jiga nko[color=#006600][/color]

Lolzz

jeeqaa7:
Ofe mmanu

Idi ara.. Idi igbo

Ibadan for sure

Chartey:
Someone sent me this on WhatsApp

and Onitsha woman phone book be like
nkoli ogiri
emeka isi ewu
ikechukwu odu efi
ngozi abacha
nwakaego oroma
izu afoanu
okoro ariaria
okeke driver
mama ebuka utazi
afamefuna oporoko
ogoochukwu titus
iyabo ogu ibo
musa suya
danladi watchnight
chukwujekwu love mmu
thomas onye nkuzi

Ali Baba, or Baba Ali was probably stolen from the phonebook by one Chinese and made the Almighty Alibaba, the giant online store.

Sike:
Lmaooo. Omo ibadan kini so o

so sure ni

eminikansoso:

and Onitsha woman phone book be like
nkoli ogiri
emeka isi ewu
ikechukwu odu efi
ngozi abacha
nwakaego oroma
izu afoanu
okoro ariaria
okeke driver
mama ebuka utazi
afamefuna oporoko
ogoochukwu titus
iyabo ogu ibo
musa suya
danladi watchnight
chukwujekwu love mmu
thomas onye nkuzi

Serves them right

Buoda mi Alani

Iya Debora Alata
Boda Muniru Kafinta
?

Nice one Bro...