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Hold Ya Rib by Nobody: 2:53am On Mar 06, 2015
WHERE DID YOU SLEEP?

Akpos spent the night with his mistress and comes back in the morning.

WIFE: Where have you been? Where did you sleep?

AKPOS: At Johnny's place, he lost his sister.

WIFE: OK...you can eat your food, I'm going to the bathroom.

[After bathing]

WIFE: I'm going out...

AKPOS: Where are you going to?

WIFE: To Johnny's, need to check how they are doing.

AKPOS: Honey, they called the time you were bathing and told me she rose from the dead!

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