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Help!!! My Neighbour Is A Screamer by snthesis(m): 7:54am On Mar 06, 2015
I cant take this anymore......

....its been going on for too long
.....I've got a noisy couple in my apartment building and the lady is a screamer... angry

The couple get back home by 6pm, and the screaming moaning, indecent words (baby please F$$k harder, its deep, plleasse, deeper, harder faster I'm sorry, i'll be good bla bla bla,). It starts 30mins later and doesn't end for another 30mins, after which i assume they go 4dinner because it gets quiet, then another round of moaning screaming and wailing starts by 10p.m.

This goes on for at least an one hour. We manage to sleep off, only to be awakened by 4.30a.m with another round of more screams moaning, shouting, begging, pleading, demanding, naughty dirty sounds/words. angry angry angry

This sex pollution is causing a lot of trauma because I've noticed the change in attitude of my wife (like i ain't doing it right and she greets my neighbour extra nicely).

Also my kids keep asking why my neighbour is always beating his wife.

I need advise on what to do because it's really getting outta hand.

And yes, the noise becomes worse if power goes out and we both have to open the windows to our apartment (serviced).

I've considered reporting but the basis of my report is quite awkward embarassed

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Re: Help!!! My Neighbour Is A Screamer by mkpakanaodogwu(m): 7:57am On Mar 06, 2015
Buy a transistor radio,position it where the noise is coming from,high the volume and u are good to go.NB,making FTC since time IMO RIVER

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Re: Help!!! My Neighbour Is A Screamer by Nobody: 8:02am On Mar 06, 2015
quote author=Bitojoe post=31365662]

that what ma?[/quote] Had to modify since someone asked me what he should say

Pastor you should know the drill now....but since u asked ....

Anytime you see him ,be nice and friendly after a few weeks ,whenever u see him hail him with words like D man stuff like that.....

then offer to buy him a drink some day then tell him something like .
"the main man,men how u dey do your wife wet she dey hail u like that every time? he come dey be like say I know sabi abi I be 2minutes man.....in short anytime madam dey scream my children go dey ask me daddy is uncle beating aunty ? I go say no dem go come say why she dey shout like that.....
my guy madam scream no be for here oooh ......u dey try my guy I give u hand ooh I just wish say madam go try reduce voice small because of those my small small children ....
..buy then sef wetin man go do..

.if I dey do dia mama like DAT dem for don sabi how far....my guy my guy Na u biko ooo

Some things are best said in pidgin

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Re: Help!!! My Neighbour Is A Screamer by PrinceNN(m): 8:07am On Mar 06, 2015
they will get tired eventually...

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Re: Help!!! My Neighbour Is A Screamer by Inkman(m): 8:09am On Mar 06, 2015
lol i think you should get a small radio
turn on your volume cos u cant tell your neighbor to turn theirs down.

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Re: Help!!! My Neighbour Is A Screamer by Dyt(f): 8:26am On Mar 06, 2015
Snthesis won't just kill me this morning
cheesy cheesy

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Re: Help!!! My Neighbour Is A Screamer by jnrbayano(m): 8:26am On Mar 06, 2015
The vocals must be very audible for you to have picked up the words moaned out in ecstasy by those couple.

I wont advice you go tell them to make love in a mute manner rather use distracters like a radio or television to try to blanket those sound you consider noise. That's for the kids.

As for you and wifey, turn those moaning sound into a positive thing. Let it spur you on to achieving a sexual milestone of your own.

If na me, I will pity my wife in advance because that moaning sound will shark me. smiley

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Re: Help!!! My Neighbour Is A Screamer by asadike(f): 8:34am On Mar 06, 2015
Lol. If am your wife, na to show them say scream pass scream o. O yes. Dis is some people's year of screaming. Make I laf again :DLolz

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Re: Help!!! My Neighbour Is A Screamer by Nobody: 8:39am On Mar 06, 2015
snthesis:
i cant take this anymore......
....its been going on for too long
.....ive got a noisy couple in my apartment building and the lady is a screamer... angry
the couple get back home by 6pm, and the screaming moaning, indecent words (baby pls F$$k harder, its deep, pllssss, deeper, harder faster im sorry, i'll be good bla bla bla,) starts 30mins later and doesnt end for another 30mins, then i assume they go 4dinner cos it gets quiet, then another round of moaning screaming wailing start by 10p.m this goes on for atleast an 1hr- we manage to sleep off, only to be awakened by 4.30a.m with another rounds of more screams moaning shouting begging pleading demanding naughty dirty sound/words. angry angry angry

this sex pollution is causing alot of trauma cos ive noticed the change in attitude of my wife (like i aint doing it right and she greets my neighbour extra nicely). also my kids keep asking why my neigbhour is always beating his wife.

i need advise on what to do cos its really gettin outta hand.

yea the noise becomes worse if power goes out and we both have to open the windows to our apartment (serviced)

ive considered reporting but the basis of my report is quite awkward

I suggest you do something to spoil their mood whenever they start grin. Look for a pastors tape, preferably 1 talking about sexual immorality. Whenever they start, start playing it loudly right from where they can hear it very well. When they stop stop the tape too. If they start, start d tape, whatever time it is.

If you see them smile and greet them as per usual, don't behave like anything is wrong, they will get the message, kilode, are they porn stars.

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Re: Help!!! My Neighbour Is A Screamer by eyeview: 8:45am On Mar 06, 2015
Bros,if I were you I'll pay closer attention to my wife. You haven't seem to have noticed that the thing is getting to your wife. Her imagination is growing towards the man while her perception for you is dwindling. Take note

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Re: Help!!! My Neighbour Is A Screamer by jnrbayano(m): 8:53am On Mar 06, 2015
fem29:


I suggest you do something to spoil their mood whenever they start grin. Look for a pastors tape, preferably 1 talking about sexual immorality. Whenever they start, start playing it loudly right from where they can hear it very well. When they stop stop the tape too. If they start, start d tape, whatever time it is.

If you see them smile and greet them as per usual, don't behave like anything is wrong, they will get the message, kilode, are they porn stars.

But they are married na. Is it still termed "sexual immorality? cheesy

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Re: Help!!! My Neighbour Is A Screamer by Nobody: 8:57am On Mar 06, 2015
jnrbayano:


But they are married na. Is it still termed "sexual immorality? cheesy

Ehn it's just to make dem feel uncomfortable na, you are busy doing the do and you now hear pastor condemning sex angry. Ok he can get a tape of those indigenous gospel songs.

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Re: Help!!! My Neighbour Is A Screamer by snthesis(m): 8:59am On Mar 06, 2015
mkpakanaodogwu:
Buy a transistor radio,position it where the noise is coming from,high the volume and u are good to go
that makes it worse, putting the radio off and on will subconsiously still create that distrubance, also i like to sleep with the radio/music off

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Re: Help!!! My Neighbour Is A Screamer by pwerrymansion(f): 9:00am On Mar 06, 2015
I think they are newly weds grin! They'll tone down as time progresses, probably when babies start rolling in........ Bt if you're free with the guy , u could subtly chip it in over some bottles of drinks bt jokingly... wink

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Re: Help!!! My Neighbour Is A Screamer by snthesis(m): 9:01am On Mar 06, 2015
eyeview:
Bros,if I were you I'll pay closer attention to my wife. You haven't seem to have noticed that the thing is getting to your wife. Her imagination is growing towards the man while her perception for you is dwindling. Take note

hmmm, guess i need to drink more orijin- start working out, keep fit

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Re: Help!!! My Neighbour Is A Screamer by snthesis(m): 9:03am On Mar 06, 2015
asadike:
Lol. If am your wife, na to show them say scream pass scream o. O yes. Dis is some people's year of screaming. Make I laf again :DLolz
lol, but how does the guy keep her screaming for so long....thats d real koko, ive tried various stuffs to please my wife too but....haba 30mins, 1hr non stop chei!!

or cud the couple be pretending

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Re: Help!!! My Neighbour Is A Screamer by snthesis(m): 9:06am On Mar 06, 2015
Dyt:
Snthesis won't just kill me this morning
cheesy cheesy
hiya wink
Re: Help!!! My Neighbour Is A Screamer by joseph1832(m): 9:08am On Mar 06, 2015
pwerrymansion:
I think they are newly weds grin! They'll tone down as time progresses, probably when babies start rolling in........ Bt if you're free with the guy , u could subtly chip it in over a bottle of drinks bt jokingly... wink
You must not assume they'll tone down. Some ladies are indeed screamers and some are mourners.

Like you suggest, the OP should speak with the guy in question, no need disturbing the neighborhood just because one is having sex with his wife, especially when there are kids around!.

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Re: Help!!! My Neighbour Is A Screamer by soopamom: 9:50am On Mar 06, 2015
write a note. ask them to keep it down for the sake of your children

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Re: Help!!! My Neighbour Is A Screamer by yorex2011: 9:54am On Mar 06, 2015
angry

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Re: Help!!! My Neighbour Is A Screamer by TWEETFELLA: 10:08am On Mar 06, 2015
PrinceNN:
they will get tired eventually...
Gbam!!!

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Re: Help!!! My Neighbour Is A Screamer by ITbomb(m): 10:32am On Mar 06, 2015
Why do girls say "I'm sorry" during sex lol

True story

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Re: Help!!! My Neighbour Is A Screamer by shitshappen(m): 10:34am On Mar 06, 2015
I no fit shout
Re: Help!!! My Neighbour Is A Screamer by steppin: 10:36am On Mar 06, 2015
Which one be sex pollution again?
Nairalanders no go kill person for here!

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Re: Help!!! My Neighbour Is A Screamer by ElFenomeno1: 10:37am On Mar 06, 2015
grin grin grin
Re: Help!!! My Neighbour Is A Screamer by Wendy80(f): 10:41am On Mar 06, 2015
fem29:


I suggest you do something to spoil their mood whenever they start grin. Look for a pastors tape, preferably 1 talking about sexual immorality. Whenever they start, start playing it loudly right from where they can hear it very well. When they stop stop the tape too. If they start, start d tape, whatever time it is.

If you see them smile and greet them as per usual, don't behave like anything is wrong, they will get the message, kilode, are they porn stars.
What if they're married cos there's nothing like sexual immorality in marriage.
Op if u can't talk to the Man(man to man) then get a radio like someone suggested

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Re: Help!!! My Neighbour Is A Screamer by Richy4(m): 10:49am On Mar 06, 2015
By the time they start rolling out kids, the screaming will be a thing of the past.

Maybe they just want to annoy you people. Na this kind thing make me like oyibo land. You go just record the whole thing and play it for the police.

The time of recording will be there. And they know what to do to stop them from disturbing their neighbors at the ungodly time of the day.

If they are warned and nothing happened, na court straight.

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Re: Help!!! My Neighbour Is A Screamer by boboLIL(m): 10:51am On Mar 06, 2015
Hehehehehehehe..... Leave the compound cos things gona spoil soon....lmao

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Re: Help!!! My Neighbour Is A Screamer by realdee44(f): 10:52am On Mar 06, 2015
fem29:


Ehn it's just to make dem feel uncomfortable na, you are busy doing the do and you now hear pastor condemning sex angry. Ok he can get a tape of those indigenous gospel songs.
Sorry but this won't work I bet you because at thaat piont in time nothing matters to the couple than what they are doing or about to do. Your tape won't even make sense to them.

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Re: Help!!! My Neighbour Is A Screamer by 100Cents: 11:00am On Mar 06, 2015
snthesis:
i cant take this anymore......
....its been going on for too long
.....ive got a noisy couple in my apartment building and the lady is a screamer... angry
the couple get back home by 6pm, and the screaming moaning, indecent words (baby pls F$$k harder, its deep, pllssss, deeper, harder faster im sorry, i'll be good bla bla bla,) starts 30mins later and doesnt end for another 30mins, then i assume they go 4dinner cos it gets quiet, then another round of moaning screaming wailing start by 10p.m this goes on for atleast an 1hr- we manage to sleep off, only to be awakened by 4.30a.m with another rounds of more screams moaning shouting begging pleading demanding naughty dirty sound/words. angry angry angry

this sex pollution is causing alot of trauma cos ive noticed the change in attitude of my wife (like i aint doing it right and she greets my neighbour extra nicely). [size=15] also my kids keep asking why my neigbhour is always beating his wife. [/size]

i need advise on what to do cos its really gettin outta hand.

yea the noise becomes worse if power goes out and we both have to open the windows to our apartment (serviced)

ive considered reporting but the basis of my report is quite awkward

Have you answered this question ?

I will advice you answer your kids first..

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Re: Help!!! My Neighbour Is A Screamer by snthesis(m): 11:20am On Mar 06, 2015
100Cents:


Have you answered this question ?

I will advice you answer your kids first..
i tell tell them he is a wicked man and they should run away from him cos he has ojuju

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Re: Help!!! My Neighbour Is A Screamer by jnrbayano(m): 11:48am On Mar 06, 2015
snthesis:

i tell tell them he is a wicked man and they should run away from him cos he has ojuju

Is the man wicked?

Don't spoil the minds of those innocent creatures of God so that they won't start seeing the man as an evil neighbour.

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