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Mtcheeeeeeew...

Mtcheeeeeeew... *poo in every corner of d thread and walks out...*

There was a day I was going to male toilet bak in sec. Sch days..

Mistakenly entered d female staffs toilet...
I saw my English teacher doing her stuffs inside d toilet...
Quickly closed d door bak and ran bak 2 d class..Thruout dat day, I avoided my English teacher.

DanceVille:
Hey Guys, Let's have some fun to start the Weekend..
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Drop a funny joke that would make someone to burst out laughing...
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Here's mine:
There was a day I was going to the Library, so I saw a lady going which I thought was "Chinny" my Gf..
I approached the lady without knowing that she wasn't 'chinny'..
I was trying to gave her a hug and the next thing I received was a "Sounding loud Slap"..I thought I was dreaming buh It seems like reality...I started prostrating for her infront of all Students and my colleagues...
God saves me that day, that she didn't reported me to the V.C, I would have been rusticated...
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Drop yours and let the fun begins...

This hapened in Abadina College university ibadan. We were playn ball (on bet), den a yoruba guy (posi)& an ibo guy(yewenu) was fighting cus of d bet involved 2 d extent dt dey injured demsef. It was brot 2 d principal attention & dey were asked 2 make there case, posi first & den yewenu; wen it was yewenu's turn he started in Pidgin thus: as d guy (posi) fest gv me blow POAA, I dodge am, he gv me anoda wan POAAA, I dodge am, naim I find sometyn Chuk am, I chuk am again naim water comot Omi-eje(water & blood) jadewa. The teachers couldn't hold d big lafta dt day. SS2 class of 1998 set.

NEVER TRUST SOME FRIENDS....
Three friends Akpors, Rukewe and Ogaga
decided to go for a picnic.
Rukewe packs the picnic basket with drinks and
sandwiches.
Ogaga carried the basket and they set out
for the park 10km away.
It took them 2 hours to get there.
When they arrived, Rukewe quickly spread
the mat and set out the sandwiches.
After checking around, Ogaga found out that
Rukewe did not pack the bottle opener.
They then begged Akpors to make the 4
hour trip to and fro for the opener.
He disagreed. "You'll finish the sandwiches
before I return," Akpors protested.
"No we won't", assured Rukewe.
After some more cajoling from them,
Akpors reluctantly sets out for the opener.
After 5 hours, there was no sign of Akpors.
They decided to wait for another 3 hours.
Still no sign of Akpors.
Ogaga and Rukewe after waiting on Akpors for
more than 8 hours were by now very hungry so
they decided to take one sandwich each.
As they were about to eat, Akpors pops out
from behind a rock screaming:
"I KNEW IT! I'M NOT GOING AGAIN"!!!

teemanbastos:
NEVER TRUST SOME FRIENDS....
Three friends Akpors, Rukewe and Ogaga
decided to go for a picnic.
Rukewe packs the picnic basket with drinks and
sandwiches.
Ogaga carried the basket and they set out
for the park 10km away.
It took them 2 hours to get there.
When they arrived, Rukewe quickly spread
the mat and set out the sandwiches.
After checking around, Ogaga found out that
Rukewe did not pack the bottle opener.
They then begged Akpors to make the 4
hour trip to and fro for the opener.
He disagreed. "You'll finish the sandwiches
before I return," Akpors protested.
"No we won't", assured Rukewe.
After some more cajoling from them,
Akpors reluctantly sets out for the opener.
After 5 hours, there was no sign of Akpors.
They decided to wait for another 3 hours.
Still no sign of Akpors.
Ogaga and Rukewe after waiting on Akpors for
more than 8 hours were by now very hungry so
they decided to take one sandwich each.
As they were about to eat, Akpors pops out
from behind a rock screaming:
"I KNEW IT! I'M NOT GOING AGAIN"!!!

lol... akpors is just a dumb head

Lol!

teemanbastos:
NEVER TRUST SOME FRIENDS....
Three friends Akpors, Rukewe and Ogaga
decided to go for a picnic.
Rukewe packs the picnic basket with drinks and
sandwiches.
Ogaga carried the basket and they set out
for the park 10km away.
It took them 2 hours to get there.
When they arrived, Rukewe quickly spread
the mat and set out the sandwiches.
After checking around, Ogaga found out that
Rukewe did not pack the bottle opener.
They then begged Akpors to make the 4
hour trip to and fro for the opener.
He disagreed. "You'll finish the sandwiches
before I return," Akpors protested.
"No we won't", assured Rukewe.
After some more cajoling from them,
Akpors reluctantly sets out for the opener.
After 5 hours, there was no sign of Akpors.
They decided to wait for another 3 hours.
Still no sign of Akpors.
Ogaga and Rukewe after waiting on Akpors for
more than 8 hours were by now very hungry so
they decided to take one sandwich each.
As they were about to eat, Akpors pops out
from behind a rock screaming:
"I KNEW IT! I'M NOT GOING AGAIN"!!!