| Re: Types Of People You'll Find In A Barbing Saloon by VellyG(m): 8:37pm On Mar 08, 2015 |
You forgot the sharp guys that always want to beat the queue of waiting customers 1 Like |
| Re: Types Of People You'll Find In A Barbing Saloon by Dahjhi: 8:38pm On Mar 08, 2015 |
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| Re: Types Of People You'll Find In A Barbing Saloon by seedorfg(m): 8:39pm On Mar 08, 2015 |
are you talking about the people inside a barber shop in eddy murphy's film' going to america 1 Like |
| Re: Types Of People You'll Find In A Barbing Saloon by alberto2k(m): 8:39pm On Mar 08, 2015 |
LewisO:
[size=15pt]A barber comes to house to barb for me. [/size] Home service niyen! 5k but na u go pay my Tp |
| Re: Types Of People You'll Find In A Barbing Saloon by Input(m): 8:43pm On Mar 08, 2015 |
Abeg bros no korect guy take a selfie in a salon...guys hardly take selfie in a nice and beautiful place let alone a salon 1 Like |
| Re: Types Of People You'll Find In A Barbing Saloon by dave2meek(m): 8:43pm On Mar 08, 2015 |
No 5 and sometimes 2 not all the time oo |
| Re: Types Of People You'll Find In A Barbing Saloon by Akposkool(m): 8:44pm On Mar 08, 2015 |
The APC AND pdp freaks. They are just everywhere even in churches 1 Like |
| Re: Types Of People You'll Find In A Barbing Saloon by kullozone(m): 8:47pm On Mar 08, 2015 |
Hian!!
Chai! |
| Re: Types Of People You'll Find In A Barbing Saloon by tosyne2much(m): 8:49pm On Mar 08, 2015 |
Im woooowed by this write-up
OP, you forget those that walk into the barber's shop making other people look like they are jobless. They are like, are many people were here before me ? I dont think i can wait.. Off they go 
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| Re: Types Of People You'll Find In A Barbing Saloon by kullozone(m): 8:51pm On Mar 08, 2015 |
sauceny:
Jst coming frm a saloon nt 3mins ago & i met only 3 persons over there,neither did i nor em per take in the OP's assumptions. so what did you guys do then  una go help d barber clean shop? |
| Re: Types Of People You'll Find In A Barbing Saloon by alberto2k(m): 8:51pm On Mar 08, 2015 |
holatin:
the observer like the op
Bro na barber I be na |
| Re: Types Of People You'll Find In A Barbing Saloon by JauntyZany(f): 8:52pm On Mar 08, 2015 |
breadandbutter:
 TOTO DEY HUNGRY ME! HELP!!!
Ever since i caught my girlfriend cheating, i decided to stay away from her. I am not in mood for any relationship for now but i want a constant source of sex. It's been almost 8 days i last had sex and it's really affecting me. I do have pains in my scrotum if i don't have sex every 3 days. I'm currently sex starved at the moment and it's killing me silently. I need ladies on here to please bail me out. Please PM me so we can share contacts and get to meet up. Remember i want sex only, not relationships. Thanks  na for barber shop u wan c am abi 1 Like |
| Re: Types Of People You'll Find In A Barbing Saloon by MadCow1: 8:54pm On Mar 08, 2015 |
Nairaland admins and Mods are running out of ideas of what should make the Frontpage.. Abeg where my Okada make I ride go better thread go read better thing..  1 Like |
| Re: Types Of People You'll Find In A Barbing Saloon by Rick9(m): 8:57pm On Mar 08, 2015 |
Ahahahha I missed the days of barbing but you forgot to add the " Not too good looking Nigga that expect Too much from the clipper "
Just because he see cute guy with Galax Or Punk e go say barb me like that guy hair, and you must not dare to tell them that their head won't fit the style oh. 1 Like |
| Re: Types Of People You'll Find In A Barbing Saloon by Nobody: 9:00pm On Mar 08, 2015 |
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| Re: Types Of People You'll Find In A Barbing Saloon by leofab(f): 9:01pm On Mar 08, 2015 |
xynerise:
Who the hell takes a selfie in the salon? me when i was a boy |
| Re: Types Of People You'll Find In A Barbing Saloon by sirviktor(m): 9:02pm On Mar 08, 2015 |
Let's see, I am guilty of numbers 3, 5, 6 and 12
#DontJudgeMe 1 Like |
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| Re: Types Of People You'll Find In A Barbing Saloon by Emodeee: 9:08pm On Mar 08, 2015 |
alberto2k:
First i'd like to ask for forgiveness for posting this here, I didn't have an idea of the right section place this thread 
Oya na Calm your nerves and grab a bottle of Orijin as the list rolls on!
1. The Selfie takers: these category of guys comes around when the barber is less busy and not using his mirror, pulls out their phone and start taking selfies, they might be accompanied by friends and might even start taking group selfies, chai! The bad thing be say u go Think say them be customers at first o 
2. The phone chargers crew: seriously, ehn... Even with the "phone charged at owners risk"... They'll storm the barbers shop with expensive smartphones ranging from 20k and you'll begin to wonder if they can't afford common 2k power bank
3. The newspaper/TV watchers crew: these set of guys, mainly elderly men comes around everyday, they even take attendance than the barbers, they comes to check the newspapers, watch Tv and argue about APC and PDP, chai! When they come around I dey excuse myself if am less busy  examples: temitemi, buygala, enegod
4. The football freaks: these set of guys storm the barbers shop and starts arguing like they're being paid to do it, sometimes even gets into a fight over a heated argument... After matches they storm the barbers shop and starts ranting and yelling about their club's victory or defeat.. Me sef dey join mouth o, Up Man u!
5. The good customers: this is my favorite category, they come, you give them a nice hair cut and they pay and leave e.g Lalasticlala, ronald4lif... God bless these category, una dey make our economy green
6. The mirror check crew: this category of guys can be very annoying ehn, they'll just enter your saloon, check their face in the mirror, use your powder, after-shave and just leave ... Hian! Bastardo! Mtscheew!
7. The family man with kids the family man that comes around with their kids, (cry cry babies) chai! They are so difficult to contain sef... Parents will be yelling at their kids, the children will be crying and the barber is sweating his ass out just to give them a nice cut
8. The show off guy: This ones will just arrive the saloon with a ride, and his bae, e.g naijaboiy with mariaeole, all forming posh and having a romantic convo, the worst part be say the guy no go keep head cuz his attention is divided mtscheeew! I go vex cut you molo one day!
9. The "I dey look for Alberto" crew: different persons coming to look for one popular guy, hian! Like say The saloon na him house?... Mtscheew!
10. The gadget thieves: imagine u go keep your phone and before u say make u bend pick something, your phone don disappear... That's how they stole my BB curve6 fa...and other customers phone, I just dey pray to catch one person one day!
11. The credit and awoof crew these are the broke nuggas that looks like rich customers but after you finish giving them a great haircut, they'll bring out N200 to pay for it, begging you that they'll balance up later.. dude seriously, but you sent Nneka234 and dimples192 N1,500 airtime... Ah! Stinggy human being
12. The self conscious customers this is a category where you'll find the complainers, guys with head like turtle ninja wants to have an afro cut or punk and even after making look good, they'll still complain and be like "bros see here, the carving no sharp... Ehen?u wan make e Sharp ba? Make dem tear ur skin with clipper ba lol! Example: abeg u know of any nairalander with turtle ninja head? king___m 
Okay Guys, Which of the categories do u fall into?
Written by Alberto
Barbing is a noble profession
But address me as a Hair stylist
Cc: Naijaboiy
Tallesty
Tosyne2Much
Emusmith
Iceberylin
Fabdedon
Rapmoney
Blackett
this guy, u must be a barber...... |
| Re: Types Of People You'll Find In A Barbing Saloon by 2el(m): 9:08pm On Mar 08, 2015 |
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| Re: Types Of People You'll Find In A Barbing Saloon by 2el(m): 9:10pm On Mar 08, 2015 |
breadandbutter:
TOTO DEY HUNGRY ME! HELP!!!
Ever since i caught my girlfriend cheating, i decided to stay away from her. I am not in mood for any relationship for now but i want a constant source of sex. It's been almost 8 days i last had sex and it's really affecting me. I do have pains in my scrotum if i don't have sex every 3 days. I'm currently sex starved at the moment and it's killing me silently. I need ladies on here to please bail me out. Please PM me so we can share contacts and get to meet up. Remember i want sex only, not relationships. Thanks Go Bleep Clipper and Razor blade for Barbing saloon, cum Bleep barber join. |
| Re: Types Of People You'll Find In A Barbing Saloon by nairabetguru(m): 9:13pm On Mar 08, 2015 |
phabuloz:
Omo no be lie o,na so so phone boys d charge for saloon 4 my area
Since PDP refuse to give us light |
| Re: Types Of People You'll Find In A Barbing Saloon by alberto2k(m): 9:14pm On Mar 08, 2015 |
tosyne2much:
Im woooowed by this write-up
OP, you forget those that walk into the barber's shop making other people look like they are jobless. They are like, are many people were here before me ? I dont think i can wait.. Off they go
Lol The impatient freaks, they can confuse person eh! Some of them will be hissing every minute and checking their time... Mtscheeew! Hope say u sef no dey try that kind thin |
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| Re: Types Of People You'll Find In A Barbing Saloon by deskossy(m): 9:15pm On Mar 08, 2015 |
Correct barber...i go come ur shop cos u b man u fan 1 Like 1 Share |
| Re: Types Of People You'll Find In A Barbing Saloon by morganist99(m): 9:16pm On Mar 08, 2015 |
breadandbutter:
TOTO DEY HUNGRY ME! HELP!!!
Ever since i caught my girlfriend cheating, i decided to stay away from her. I am not in mood for any relationship for now but i want a constant source of sex. It's been almost 8 days i last had sex and it's really affecting me. I do have pains in my scrotum if i don't have sex every 3 days. I'm currently sex starved at the moment and it's killing me silently. I need ladies on here to please bail me out. Please PM me so we can share contacts and get to meet up. Remember i want sex only, not relationships. Thanks :/ |
| Re: Types Of People You'll Find In A Barbing Saloon by Situation001(m): 9:18pm On Mar 08, 2015 |
alberto2k:
First i'd like to ask for forgiveness for posting this here, I didn't have an idea of the right section place this thread
Oya na Calm your nerves and grab a bottle of Orijin as the list rolls on!
1. The Selfie takers: these category of guys comes around when the barber is less busy and not using his mirror, pulls out their phone and start taking selfies, they might be accompanied by friends and might even start taking group selfies, chai! The bad thing be say u go Think say them be customers at first o
2. The phone chargers crew: seriously, ehn... Even with the "phone charged at owners risk"... They'll storm the barbers shop with expensive smartphones ranging from 20k and you'll begin to wonder if they can't afford common 2k power bank
3. The newspaper/TV watchers crew: these set of guys, mainly elderly men comes around everyday, they even take attendance than the barbers, they comes to check the newspapers, watch Tv and argue about APC and PDP, chai! When they come around I dey excuse myself if am less busy examples: temitemi, buygala, enegod
4. The football freaks: these set of guys storm the barbers shop and starts arguing like they're being paid to do it, sometimes even gets into a fight over a heated argument... After matches they storm the barbers shop and starts ranting and yelling about their club's victory or defeat.. Me sef dey join mouth o, Up Man u!
5. The good customers: this is my favorite category, they come, you give them a nice hair cut and they pay and leave e.g Lalasticlala, ronald4lif... God bless these category, una dey make our economy green
6. The mirror check crew: this category of guys can be very annoying ehn, they'll just enter your saloon, check their face in the mirror, use your powder, after-shave and just leave ... Hian! Bastardo! Mtscheew!
7. The family man with kids the family man that comes around with their kids, (cry cry babies) chai! They are so difficult to contain sef... Parents will be yelling at their kids, the children will be crying and the barber is sweating his ass out just to give them a nice cut
8. The show off guy: This ones will just arrive the saloon with a ride, and his bae, e.g naijaboiy with mariaeole, all forming posh and having a romantic convo, the worst part be say the guy no go keep head cuz his attention is divided mtscheeew! I go vex cut you molo one day!
9. The "I dey look for Alberto" crew: different persons coming to look for one popular guy, hian! Like say The saloon na him house?... Mtscheew!
10. The gadget thieves: imagine u go keep your phone and before u say make u bend pick something, your phone don disappear... That's how they stole my BB curve6 fa...and other customers phone, I just dey pray to catch one person one day!
11. The credit and awoof crew these are the broke nuggas that looks like rich customers but after you finish giving them a great haircut, they'll bring out N200 to pay for it, begging you that they'll balance up later.. dude seriously, but you sent Nneka234 and dimples192 N1,500 airtime... Ah! Stinggy human being
12. The self conscious customers this is a category where you'll find the complainers, guys with head like turtle ninja wants to have an afro cut or punk and even after making look good, they'll still complain and be like "bros see here, the carving no sharp... Ehen?u wan make e Sharp ba? Make dem tear ur skin with clipper ba lol! Example: abeg u know of any nairalander with turtle ninja head? king___m
Okay Guys, Which of the categories do u fall into?
Written by Alberto
Barbing is a noble profession
But address me as a Hair stylist
Cc: Naijaboiy
Tallesty
Tosyne2Much
Emusmith
Iceberylin
Fabdedon
Rapmoney
Blackett
WaLLahi you dey make me rememba my barber Neyo.. I dey miss am die.. Professional barber with Phd.. since i travel come calabar like this I never cut my hair.. going to one year now... |
| Re: Types Of People You'll Find In A Barbing Saloon by ronald4lif(m): 9:19pm On Mar 08, 2015 |
Better brother, good say you be Man United fan. Not those .......... Noise makers 1 Like 1 Share |
| Re: Types Of People You'll Find In A Barbing Saloon by teemanbastos(m): 9:25pm On Mar 08, 2015 |
olaxco2f:
Mufu asked the barber “How much for a haircut?” “N300.” said d barber. “And hw much 4 a shave?” N50 sir. Very well, shave myhead
Seems na u be the mofos abi na mufu u call am?
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| Re: Types Of People You'll Find In A Barbing Saloon by Osyxcel(m): 9:25pm On Mar 08, 2015 |
OP is on point... I belong to No 5 |
| Re: Types Of People You'll Find In A Barbing Saloon by phabuloz(m): 9:26pm On Mar 08, 2015 |
nairabetguru:
Since PDP refuse to give us light na politics you the go so o |
| Re: Types Of People You'll Find In A Barbing Saloon by Nobody: 9:29pm On Mar 08, 2015 |
breadandbutter:
TOTO DEY HUNGRY ME! HELP!!!
Ever since i caught my girlfriend cheating, i decided to stay away from her. I am not in mood for any relationship for now but i want a constant source of sex. It's been almost 8 days i last had sex and it's really affecting me. I do have pains in my scrotum if i don't have sex every 3 days. I'm currently sex starved at the moment and it's killing me silently. I need ladies on here to please bail me out. Please PM me so we can share contacts and get to meet up. Remember i want sex only, not relationships. Thanks You went through this much to type this crap? |
