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Stupid Celeb Quotes! by spikedcylinder: 10:09am On Jan 14, 2009 |
George. W. Bush, The President of America. "I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family." "I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully." "Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." Aug. 5, 2004
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Re: Stupid Celeb Quotes! by spikedcylinder: 10:17am On Jan 14, 2009 |
Tom Cruise Being a Scientologist, when you drive past an accident, you know you have to do something about it because you know you're the only one that can really help.
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Re: Stupid Celeb Quotes! by spikedcylinder: 10:27am On Jan 14, 2009 |
Britney Spears. I get to go overseas places, like Canada. I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don't like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa. I guess geography is not her strong point.
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Re: Stupid Celeb Quotes! by spikedcylinder: 10:30am On Jan 14, 2009 |
Jessica Simpson Isn't it weird that I'm getting all emotionable I'm not Anorexic. I'm from Texas. Are there people from Texas that are anorexic?
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Re: Stupid Celeb Quotes! by spikedcylinder: 10:32am On Jan 14, 2009 |
Arnold Swa. . . warreva! I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman. 1 Like 1 Share
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Re: Stupid Celeb Quotes! by spikedcylinder: 10:33am On Jan 14, 2009 |
Paris Hilton What's Wal-Mart? Do they sell, like, wall stuff? If I could read a book, I'd defintely read one of yours. 1 Like
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Re: Stupid Celeb Quotes! by spikedcylinder: 10:36am On Jan 14, 2009 |
Joss Stone In England we smoked rolled cigarettes. It's better to smoke rollies than straights because straights have chemicals that keep them burning. So if you have to really smoke, smoke rollies. She should be a doctor!
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Re: Stupid Celeb Quotes! by spikedcylinder: 10:38am On Jan 14, 2009 |
Madonna Tom Cruise is a good person. I think he gets a raw deal, just as I think the orphans in Malawi get a raw deal; just as I think a lot of marginalised people get a raw deal. Yes, Tom Cruise's sufferings are EXACTLY the same with those of poor African children.
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Re: Stupid Celeb Quotes! by spikedcylinder: 10:42am On Jan 14, 2009 |
Jordan aka Katie Price Some people may be famous for creating a pencil sharpener. I'm famous for my tits. Of course.
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Re: Stupid Celeb Quotes! by spikedcylinder: 11:46am On Jan 14, 2009 |
Brooke Shields Smoking kills, and if you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life
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Re: Stupid Celeb Quotes! by Tgirl4real(f): 12:16pm On Jan 14, 2009 |
Babez, u got me cracked up here Not with that 'wal stuff' from Paris Hilton |
Re: Stupid Celeb Quotes! by Riskie(f): 12:34pm On Jan 14, 2009 |
ROFL! It's nice to know that since we can't have their fame or their money, we can have the kind of brains they can only dream of. |
Re: Stupid Celeb Quotes! by clemcykul(f): 1:49pm On Jan 14, 2009 |
fame nd money has eaten up their common sense which aint c'mn |
Re: Stupid Celeb Quotes! by spikedcylinder: 5:23pm On Jan 14, 2009 |
Aha! |
Re: Stupid Celeb Quotes! by Shaz(f): 5:44pm On Jan 14, 2009 |
Lol @ Brooke Shields. . |
Re: Stupid Celeb Quotes! by iice(f): 5:36pm On Jan 15, 2009 |
It never gets old!! I read them every year and it's always almost like the first time I think sometimes, some of them just loose track of what they are saying and am sure in their head they would be like 'did i just say that'? But some of them, chaii no hope. . .aka Jess Simpson and Chicken of the Sea ahahahahahaha |
Re: Stupid Celeb Quotes! by Emad(f): 3:20pm On Jan 16, 2009 |
i am glad that these have been put up it will teach my 9ja brothers a thing or two about american stars since they beleive that every american star is educated and better than our 9ja own if you hear the way some of them speak you will really know how uneducated some of them are but because our own speak pigin and they rap out rubbish we cannot understand, we think they are better |
Re: Stupid Celeb Quotes! by Kposh(m): 7:25pm On Jan 17, 2009 |
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Re: Stupid Celeb Quotes! by Bbeee: 10:41pm On Jan 17, 2009 |
hmmm |
Re: Stupid Celeb Quotes! by spikedcylinder: 10:20am On Jan 19, 2009 |
iice: LOL @ chicken of the sea. . . .I remember that one too now! |
Re: Stupid Celeb Quotes! by AKO1(m): 3:38pm On Jan 19, 2009 |
In the meantime please watch this short video, if you havnt already seen it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lj3iNxZ8Dww I'ts not off-topic! |
Re: Stupid Celeb Quotes! by spikedcylinder: 3:51pm On Jan 19, 2009 |
Oh my! She really knows her geography doesn't she? |
Re: Stupid Celeb Quotes! by Moyola(f): 1:39pm On Jan 20, 2009 |
LOL & F |
Re: Stupid Celeb Quotes! by spikedcylinder: 3:23pm On Jan 22, 2009 |
Oh my word! I just read something else from Katie Price aka Jordan. “The way I see it is an eye for an eye. So if someone rapes a girl he should be bent over and the same thing done to him," This lady should be Minister of Justice or something. |
Re: Stupid Celeb Quotes! by Kposh(m): 12:49am On Jan 24, 2009 |
spikedcylinder: shes got my vote big tym |
Re: Stupid Celeb Quotes! by Pepeye(f): 2:16pm On Jan 24, 2009 |
Our so called celebrities are half baked |
Re: Stupid Celeb Quotes! by DisGuy: 4:35am On Jan 25, 2009 |
It’s in our country’s interests to find those who would do harm to us and get them out of harm's way" --Dubya Bush Ive been singing/acting since i was two years old!--they all say this Erm f**K off you could barely talk! I studied theatre art/performing arts at Obscure university- nigerian actors lies lies damn lies!! no evidence sha! the dumb reporter never ask who their lecturers were or interview the school at least the uni will like to identify with the new star right? |
Re: Stupid Celeb Quotes! by Sapphic: 12:02pm On Jan 25, 2009 |
“The way I see it is an eye for an eye. So if someone rapes a girl he should be bent over and the same thing done to him," I so very much agree with what Katie said. I remember hearing it on the TV last week that she had said so and I was like "absolutely". In fact, the rapist should be taken to a prison of sex starved inmates and have as many of them as possibly could sodomise him. |
Re: Stupid Celeb Quotes! by MadMax1(f): 7:55pm On Jan 25, 2009 |
ROTFLMAO! Bush no go kill persin Spiked,more naw |
Re: Stupid Celeb Quotes! by spikedcylinder: 9:53am On Jan 26, 2009 |
Dis Guy: ROTFLMAO!!! Sapphic: You're forgetting that the rapist might be gay and enjoy every minute of being bent over. Mad_Max: |
Re: Stupid Celeb Quotes! by spikedcylinder: 10:03am On Jan 26, 2009 |
Linda Evangelista: "It was God who made me so beautiful. If I weren't, then I'd be a school teacher." Oh ok then.
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Re: Stupid Celeb Quotes! by spikedcylinder: 10:06am On Jan 26, 2009 |
Alicia Silverstone: "I think that the film 'Clueless' was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if its true lightness"
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