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Deaf Mutes by kuntakinte(m): 11:58am On Aug 31, 2006 |
A young guy out on the town with his mates spies the girl of his > >dreams > >> across > >> the dance floor. Having admired her from afar he plucks up the courage > >to > >> talk to her. Everything goes better than expected and she agrees to > >> accompany him on a date the following Saturday evening. > >> Saturday night arrives and the man arrives at her house laden with > >flowers > >> and > >> chocolates. To his amazement she answers the door in nothing but a > >towel. > >> "I'm sorry," she exclaims, "I am running a bit late. Please come in > >and > >> I'll > >> introduce you to my parents who will entertain you while I finish > >getting > >> dressed. I should warn you however, that they are both deaf mutes." > >> > >> With this she ushers him into the living room, introduces him to her > >> parents and promptly disappears. > >> As you can imagine this is a little uncomfortable as both parents are > >> completely silent. Dad is sitting in his arm chair watching the soccer > >> game, > >> and Mom is busy knitting. After about ten minutes of complete silence, > >Mom > >> > >> suddenly jumps from her chair, pulls up her skirt pulls down her > >knickers > >> and > >> pours a glass of water over her arse. Just as suddenly Dad launches > >> himself > >> across the room bends her over the couch and takes her from behind. > >> He then sits back down in his chair and places a match stick under > >each > >> eye > >> lid. The room is plunged back into eerie silence and the young man is > >> shocked > >> into disbelief. > >> > >> After a further ten minutes the mother again rises from her chair, > >pulls > >> up > >> her skirt, pulls down her pants and throws another glass of water over > >her > >> > >> arse. Dad leaps up gives her one from behind and places two more match > > > >> sticks under his eyelids. > >> > >> No sooner have they concluded this strange behavior and the daughter > >> returns fully dressed ready for their date. The evening is a complete > >> disaster with > >> the young man completely distracted by the goings on in the living > >room. > >> At the end of the evening the girl asks, "What's the matter? Have I > >done > >> something wrong?" "It's not you," replied her date, "It's just that > >the > >> strangest thing happened while I was waiting for you and I am still a > >bit > >> shocked." > >> After pleading with him to explain in more detail the young man > >> reluctantly recounts the story. > >> 'Well, first your mother jumps from her chair and lifts up her skirt. > >She > >> then > >> pulls down her pants and throws a glass of water over her behind." > >> "I see," says the girl, "What happened then?" > >> "Well, if that isn't enough your Father races from his chair leans > >Mom > >> over > >> the couch and does her from behind. He then sits back down and places > >a > >> match > >> stick under each eyelid.'" > >> "Oh, is that all?" replies the girl. > >> The young man can't believe the casual response to this weird > >practice. > >> "It's easily explained. Mom was simply saying, 'Are you going to get > >this > >> assh*le a drink?' and Dad was replying, 'No, f*ck him. I'm watching > >the > >> match.'" > >> |
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