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Missionary In Africa by ztyle(m): 8:52pm On Jan 14, 2009


[b]A missionary is sent into deepest darkest depths of Africa to
live with a tribe. He spends years with the people, teaching
them to read, write and good Christian values. One thing he
particularly stresses is the evil of sexual sin. "Thou must not
commit adultery or fornication!"

One day the wife of one of the Tribe's noblemen gives birth to a
white baby. The village is shocked and the chief is sent by his
people to talk with the missionary.

"You have taught us of the evils of sexual sin, yet here a black
woman gives birth to a white child. You are the only white man
who has ever set foot in our village. Anyone can see what's
going on here!"

The missionary replies, "No, no, my good man. You are mistaken.
What you have here is a natural occurrence - what is called an
albino. Look to thy yonder field. See a field of white sheep,
and yet amongst them is one black one. Nature does this on
occasion."

The chief pauses for a moment then says, "Tell you what, you
don't say anything about the sheep, I won't say anything about the white baby."[/b]



Ztyle EverGreen Joke! grin
Re: Missionary In Africa by studio43(m): 8:57pm On Jan 14, 2009
Stale tongue
Re: Missionary In Africa by ztyle(m): 9:07pm On Jan 14, 2009
Lol, Talk your own na grin
Re: Missionary In Africa by Nobody: 9:09pm On Jan 14, 2009
angry
Re: Missionary In Africa by studio43(m): 9:14pm On Jan 14, 2009
ibkaye:

angry

grin


ztyle:

Lol, Talk your own na grin

checkout all my jokes i dont copy paste wink grin
Re: Missionary In Africa by ztyle(m): 9:17pm On Jan 14, 2009
lol IBK wetin happen? #Studio u have not joke in here, they 're all wack.
Re: Missionary In Africa by studio43(m): 9:23pm On Jan 14, 2009
yet people like am, na only u dey complain, probably cuz i just condenmed your jokes grin
Re: Missionary In Africa by ztyle(m): 9:33pm On Jan 14, 2009
condem my joke ke, see i just wan use this joke find una trouble small,this board no bi my base

you can join me @ the money making board wink
Re: Missionary In Africa by studio43(m): 9:38pm On Jan 14, 2009
talented agbero like you sef like better thing grin
Re: Missionary In Africa by ztyle(m): 9:43pm On Jan 14, 2009
guy your yanch, grin
Re: Missionary In Africa by studio43(m): 9:46pm On Jan 14, 2009
yes, my yansh is black and fresh, do u have problem with that? grin
Re: Missionary In Africa by ztyle(m): 9:55pm On Jan 14, 2009
*Stick*
Re: Missionary In Africa by studio43(m): 9:56pm On Jan 14, 2009
yes u are sick grin
Re: Missionary In Africa by ztyle(m): 1:32am On Jan 15, 2009
lol yeye fowl
Re: Missionary In Africa by folami86: 3:26pm On Jan 29, 2009
gud jokes lol

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