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| What You Get When Watching Football With A Woman by HisSexcellency(m): 7:03pm On Mar 14, 2015 |
Wife: which teams are playing? Husband: Arsenal vs Manchester United Wife : oooh wonderful ! I love Arsenal.. Husband: they're a good team to support... Wife: is drogba playing? Husband: he doesn't play for any of these teams... Wife: okay... Is that Chris Brown? Husband: [bored] no he is Chamberlain... Wife : okay but they look the same... what's that yellow card for? Husband: its a warning to the player... After few minutes Rooney scores for Manchester united.... Wife: [celebrates in high mood] is that Chamberlain who has scored? Husband: [calmly] no its Rooney for Manchester united...!! Wife: [furious] how? it should be arsenal who should have scored!! Husband: [silent] Wife: what is that red card for? Husband : [bored] that means the player should go out of the pitch for his misbehaving... Wife: then is he going to be a coach? Husband:[unwilling to answer] no... wife: its the same with traffic lights yellow=waning ,red=danger. Husband: exactly darling ... Wife :what about the green card? Husband: hmmm, nothing of that kind in a field of play.... Wife: I want arsenal to win the world cup... Husband: [silent] Wife: who is that man standing looking like Mr bean? Husband: [bored] it's the Arsenal coach ....Arsene Wenger. wife: that means their opponent's coach is manchest wenger? Husband: [changes the channel) |
| Re: What You Get When Watching Football With A Woman by oluwafemi113(m): 7:09pm On Mar 14, 2015 |
Film Love this |
| Re: What You Get When Watching Football With A Woman by purplesummer(f): 8:02pm On Mar 14, 2015 |
Lol. I usually ask, which team is on white jersey? ...which one is on blue jersey? Bae, what is a champions' league  Which team are you supporting bae? Chelsea? Ok, chelsea will win.  1 Like |
| Re: What You Get When Watching Football With A Woman by ModiKen(m): 11:36pm On Feb 20, 2016 |
| If I was that husband, I would have been tired of my wife's questions even before Rooney scored. |
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