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What Is The Greatest Lie You've Told Someone Or You've Ever Being Told? by dandydrey(m): 6:31pm On Mar 16, 2015
Mine was in secondary school then when my science teacher told us in class that he just bought a Bluetooth headset and can leave his phone at home and still receive calls wherever he was.. Lol

Let's hear yours
Re: What Is The Greatest Lie You've Told Someone Or You've Ever Being Told? by Nobody: 6:33pm On Mar 16, 2015
let me remember
Re: What Is The Greatest Lie You've Told Someone Or You've Ever Being Told? by dandydrey(m): 6:38pm On Mar 16, 2015
EroticAngelina:
let me remember

Waiting for d e.rotic lie
Re: What Is The Greatest Lie You've Told Someone Or You've Ever Being Told? by STARSHYNE(f): 6:47pm On Mar 16, 2015
I told him i love him embarassed

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Re: What Is The Greatest Lie You've Told Someone Or You've Ever Being Told? by dandydrey(m): 6:51pm On Mar 16, 2015
STARSHYNE:
I told him i love him embarassed


Jeez!
Re: What Is The Greatest Lie You've Told Someone Or You've Ever Being Told? by STARSHYNE(f): 6:56pm On Mar 16, 2015
dandydrey:


Jeez!
gringringrinembarassed
Re: What Is The Greatest Lie You've Told Someone Or You've Ever Being Told? by Edwinmason(m): 7:20pm On Mar 16, 2015
One babe told me "can u imagine we have 7 swiming pool in our house arm robers came and stole 5" and i said that is bad

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Re: What Is The Greatest Lie You've Told Someone Or You've Ever Being Told? by dandydrey(m): 7:32pm On Mar 16, 2015
Edwinmason:
One babe told me "can u imagine we have 7 swiming pool in our house arm robers came and stole 5" and i said that is bad

Lol.. Dat must be a joke
Re: What Is The Greatest Lie You've Told Someone Or You've Ever Being Told? by goodmorning40: 7:38pm On Mar 16, 2015
I can't remember cos I don't lie
Re: What Is The Greatest Lie You've Told Someone Or You've Ever Being Told? by Brymo: 8:53pm On Mar 16, 2015
i overheard a guy telling is girl friend that he was offered a job in Microsoft that he turn down the offer, because it was to far. I quickly ran to go and clean my ears, that's too much dirt to hear even in one year.
Re: What Is The Greatest Lie You've Told Someone Or You've Ever Being Told? by Nobody: 9:42pm On Mar 16, 2015
Na so one babe come twitter kon dey give us lie, read my reply to her lie below. grin


Friedplantain

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Re: What Is The Greatest Lie You've Told Someone Or You've Ever Being Told? by Edwinmason(m): 1:27pm On Mar 17, 2015
dandydrey:


Lol.. Dat must be a joke
she was hundred per cent serious
Re: What Is The Greatest Lie You've Told Someone Or You've Ever Being Told? by luvcarz(m): 9:18pm On Mar 18, 2015
When I was in primary school, I told a friend of mine dt I av been to UI severally and dt just before u get dere, dere is a neighborhood where cars drive on there roofing sheets, he did not believe it and I showed him the cars driving on the roofing sheets from the first floor of my house, then he was convinced.

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