What Will You Do If You See This At Your Gate On Your Way Out? - Jokes Etc

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What Will You Do If You See This At Your Gate On Your Way Out? by WholesaleTrader: 11:47am On Mar 17, 2015

Hmmmm..... I might be scared oooo but you see those papers in there, its tempting you know...
I won't collect sha that's me oooo, how about you?

Re: What Will You Do If You See This At Your Gate On Your Way Out? by Joshkid(m): 11:52am On Mar 17, 2015

...#The devil is a liar!

Re: What Will You Do If You See This At Your Gate On Your Way Out? by FLAWLES(f): 11:55am On Mar 17, 2015

I have aNointed water

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Re: What Will You Do If You See This At Your Gate On Your Way Out? by 7footre(m): 12:00pm On Mar 17, 2015

Collect am sharply no time to waste

Re: What Will You Do If You See This At Your Gate On Your Way Out? by SuperSuave(m): 12:17pm On Mar 17, 2015

They say urine spoils fetish things like this..na that day I go try am

Re: What Will You Do If You See This At Your Gate On Your Way Out? by Amincobabe(f): 12:28pm On Mar 17, 2015

First: I go look left n right
Second: Pull up skirt
Third: Bend down to pee on top am
Four: As I bend, I go stylishly pack everything with my skirt
Devil is a liar!!! grin

Re: What Will You Do If You See This At Your Gate On Your Way Out? by Zara09(f): 11:17pm On Mar 17, 2015

Go back to the house to pray, then return n take the money

Re: What Will You Do If You See This At Your Gate On Your Way Out? by adanduka: 11:57am On Mar 18, 2015

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Re: What Will You Do If You See This At Your Gate On Your Way Out? by geejamal: 1:18pm On Mar 18, 2015

lol, i go collect am

Re: What Will You Do If You See This At Your Gate On Your Way Out? by sonikstargirl(f): 4:31pm On Mar 19, 2015

na only d moni waker come abi na persin put am there... omo! me i go leave am go my own wey... i no nid dat kind mysterious moni.
#I N€€D CLEAN $HIT#

Re: What Will You Do If You See This At Your Gate On Your Way Out? by kellykume(m): 4:49pm On Aug 31, 2015

make the person go tell in oga say in no see am for house God is on his side

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