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Re: 25 Hilarious Rules For Driving In Lagos (Rules of Engagement) by resocorp: 1:55pm On Mar 18, 2015 |
alienvirus: I so hate this, like i'm supposed to fly the moment the light turns green 2 Likes |
Re: 25 Hilarious Rules For Driving In Lagos (Rules of Engagement) by SwingzProsper(m): 1:56pm On Mar 18, 2015 |
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Re: 25 Hilarious Rules For Driving In Lagos (Rules of Engagement) by SwingzProsper(m): 2:06pm On Mar 18, 2015 |
Durin one of d RushHours last week.. A lady stepd on ma xpensv leather palm sandals n cut off d shiii in d process. I was damn upset.. I screamd n yelled at her.. Hear her reply "she was lyk ..abi eyi o ti gbadun ni..eleribu..ki lo wó ti o je ki eyan n'alafia okan. .ti o ba fi owo kan mi.. Awon boys mi ma lu è pa...na so i js calm down jejely.. Board an okada rider..go 2d nearest cobbler shop n mend ma fin.. The tin no easy! It pays 2b humble! 1 Like |
Re: 25 Hilarious Rules For Driving In Lagos (Rules of Engagement) by Nakarey(m): 2:11pm On Mar 18, 2015 |
SwingzProsper: Correct guy!!! We go run the town baba |
Re: 25 Hilarious Rules For Driving In Lagos (Rules of Engagement) by Bowaley17(m): 2:13pm On Mar 18, 2015 |
BrB |
Re: 25 Hilarious Rules For Driving In Lagos (Rules of Engagement) by 400billionman: 2:21pm On Mar 18, 2015 |
Over hyped city... 1 Like |
Re: 25 Hilarious Rules For Driving In Lagos (Rules of Engagement) by ernecy(m): 2:28pm On Mar 18, 2015 |
Op u killed it, so on point!!! welldone |
Re: 25 Hilarious Rules For Driving In Lagos (Rules of Engagement) by omazus: 2:32pm On Mar 18, 2015 |
The guy that posted this is simply a genius. And I mean it. Thumbs up, man. You know Lagos. |
Re: 25 Hilarious Rules For Driving In Lagos (Rules of Engagement) by Nobody: 3:01pm On Mar 18, 2015 |
I like rule number 20... It it is a typical way of bonafide Lagos driver |
Re: 25 Hilarious Rules For Driving In Lagos (Rules of Engagement) by olayinkaj2(m): 3:08pm On Mar 18, 2015 |
Very funny but true.... 1 Like |
Re: 25 Hilarious Rules For Driving In Lagos (Rules of Engagement) by BiniShrine(m): 3:11pm On Mar 18, 2015 |
Its either you used to be danfo driver or a molue driver. Damn!!!! Best thread EVER!! Tnx boss. obicute007: |
Re: 25 Hilarious Rules For Driving In Lagos (Rules of Engagement) by markpenk: 3:12pm On Mar 18, 2015 |
26. When you see everyone running, run in the same direction as they are -unless it's towards the canal, then you're on your own o- and ask questions later 27. If you see people gathered together for whatever reason, just keep walking. Otherwise, it's bye-bye to your belongings. 28. if you stop to buy anything in traffic, make sure the hawkers give you your change first before giving them money. 3 Likes |
Re: 25 Hilarious Rules For Driving In Lagos (Rules of Engagement) by markpenk: 3:14pm On Mar 18, 2015 |
Lmao... Weyrey people Onegai: 1 Like |
Re: 25 Hilarious Rules For Driving In Lagos (Rules of Engagement) by UncleJudax(m): 3:18pm On Mar 18, 2015 |
Wale112:Charlie, it is HAVE and not HAS. Civilized indeed. 1 Like |
Re: 25 Hilarious Rules For Driving In Lagos (Rules of Engagement) by armadeo(m): 4:06pm On Mar 18, 2015 |
You are insane! I press my horn to dre's beats in my car Finally hurling insults at other drivers while you car windows are wound up. 1 Like |
Re: 25 Hilarious Rules For Driving In Lagos (Rules of Engagement) by Generalkorex(m): 4:19pm On Mar 18, 2015 |
Dats why lagos is unique. I always miss lagos whenever am outsid lagos. |
Re: 25 Hilarious Rules For Driving In Lagos (Rules of Engagement) by dablazor: 4:47pm On Mar 18, 2015 |
Lol this is hilarious.. I hate driving in Lagos. 1 Like |
Re: 25 Hilarious Rules For Driving In Lagos (Rules of Engagement) by Nobody: 4:47pm On Mar 18, 2015 |
In Lagos, driving is war! That's why people hardly use indicators...they don't want their opponents to know their next move 1 Like |
Re: 25 Hilarious Rules For Driving In Lagos (Rules of Engagement) by hardbody: 5:25pm On Mar 18, 2015 |
obicute007: Quite old but still made me chuckle. |
Re: 25 Hilarious Rules For Driving In Lagos (Rules of Engagement) by hardbody: 5:25pm On Mar 18, 2015 |
sureguy02: You just described me with this post. |
Re: 25 Hilarious Rules For Driving In Lagos (Rules of Engagement) by hardbody: 5:33pm On Mar 18, 2015 |
akpanikpe: Bros you are on this thread again? Recall we were on the same thread some time posted by some other guy, i believe. You even gave me traffic updates that last time. Bros i hail ooo. You no go join me drink one bottle after hours? Holla at me. |
Re: 25 Hilarious Rules For Driving In Lagos (Rules of Engagement) by hardbody: 5:36pm On Mar 18, 2015 |
kennygee: Best drivers the whole world over. No time to waste time, always in a hurry. If you hit a car, speed on, if a car hits you, you look out, come down, access the damage, abuse the driver, enter you car and drive off. I love driving in Lagos, although my driver now does a whole lot more of the driving |
Re: 25 Hilarious Rules For Driving In Lagos (Rules of Engagement) by holard07(m): 5:47pm On Mar 18, 2015 |
26. Don't be caught! 1 Like |
Re: 25 Hilarious Rules For Driving In Lagos (Rules of Engagement) by Nobody: 5:48pm On Mar 18, 2015 |
This is possibly the most hilarious post I ever saw on Nairaland...I can't stop laughing As funny as they are, most of the points raised here are very true. You have to be a little Crazy to survive more than a few days in Lagos I guess we're all a little crazy 1 Like |
Re: 25 Hilarious Rules For Driving In Lagos (Rules of Engagement) by Nobody: 6:37pm On Mar 18, 2015 |
GBAGAAUN:it's never too late to go to school |
Re: 25 Hilarious Rules For Driving In Lagos (Rules of Engagement) by elwears: 6:43pm On Mar 18, 2015 |
Coolest post so far. Nice one. |
Re: 25 Hilarious Rules For Driving In Lagos (Rules of Engagement) by coldgate(f): 9:00pm On Mar 18, 2015 |
Nice one. |
Re: 25 Hilarious Rules For Driving In Lagos (Rules of Engagement) by akpanikpe(m): 9:43pm On Mar 18, 2015 |
hardbody:yea I do, lost ur contact bro, pls inbox ur number @ lifezone247@Yahoo.com i will holla |
Re: 25 Hilarious Rules For Driving In Lagos (Rules of Engagement) by hardbody: 9:46pm On Mar 18, 2015 |
akpanikpe: I will get in touch. Just rounding up at signatures. Heading out shortly. By d way its my bday tmao. Enuff fun ahead. |
Re: 25 Hilarious Rules For Driving In Lagos (Rules of Engagement) by 46arcadez(m): 10:35pm On Mar 18, 2015 |
@op u just made my night |
Re: 25 Hilarious Rules For Driving In Lagos (Rules of Engagement) by Hero10001: 12:02am On Mar 19, 2015 |
Old story.. 1. If you can drive in Lagos, you can drive anywhere in the world. 2. You can abuse other motorist but no fighting. Eko o ni b'aje. 1 Like |
Re: 25 Hilarious Rules For Driving In Lagos (Rules of Engagement) by Hero10001: 12:05am On Mar 19, 2015 |
Wale112:Shaki n sebi ora, Orisirisí.. Smh. |
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