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3 People In A Plane by femzy(m): 8:24am On Jan 17, 2009 |
Once there were 3 people in an airplane, one took a bite out of an apple. He thought it was too sweet so he threw it out of the plane. The second person took a bite out of a lemon and he thought it was too sour so, he threw it out of the plane. Then the last person took a bite out of a grenade and he thought it was too crunchy so, he threw it out of the plane. Then they landed and decided to go for a walk. They first passed a little girl who was crying and they asked, "little girl, little girl, why are you crying?" and the little girl said, "an apple came down and killed my new kitty". Next they passed a little boy who was also crying. And they again asked, "little boy, little boy, why are you crying?" and the little boy said, "a lemon came down and killed my new puppy." Then they passed a blonde sitting on the side walk laughing her butt off. They asked, "why are you laughing so hard?" and the blonde said, "I farted and the building behind me blew up!!" |
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