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| 2015 Top JOKES. by falconey(m): 12:36am On Mar 20, 2015 |
Check out these funny FACTS collection……. 1. “If you really want to change the world, do it when you are a bachelor because After marriage, you can’t even change a TV channel” 2. “Listening to a wife is just like reading the terms and conditions of a website or a software. You understand Nothing, still you agreed…” 3. “The Chess game is the only game in the world where the real status of the husband is reflected. The poor King can take only one step at a time… While the mighty Queen can do whatever she likes.” 4. “All men are brave. Horror movies don’t scare them…But 5 missed calls from your wife………… 6. A man caught his wife in bed with his best friend. Out of anger, he took his gun and shoots his friend. Out of fear, his wife shouted, “FRANK! FRANK! If u continue like this, u will lose all your friends o!” 7. Peter: teacher, do honey have legs? Teacher: No, but why do you ask? Peter: because, last night, i over heard my dad saying, Honey, please open your legs wide. 8. SON: Mom, grandma is so annoying, I wish she will just die. MOTHER: Idiot, it’s your mother that will die not mine. 9. Teacher: our topic today is question tag. Eg: obi is a boy. Isn’t he? Yes he is. Can I have other examples. Ochoku: we go chop yam today. Chopin’t we? Teacher: wrong, can anybody correct him? Akpors: don’t mind that block head. We go chop yam today. Yamin’t we? Teacher fainted. 10. ALINCO: Akpos, i just bought a Samsung Galaxy Tablet. AKPOS: Sorry Bro, Get well soon. 11.Akpos Papa Papa Akpos :- My pikin say you drive am commot for school, Wetin he do? Akpos’ Teacher :- Your son no know book at all, He no fit spell ” LION ” Papa Akpos :- Ah Ah…You know say na SMALL pikin……You for tell am make he spell SMALL ANIMAL like ” MOSQUITO=D =)) Cc: dani1luv, Ben13. 4 Likes |
| Re: 2015 Top JOKES. by 42n8dzydoo(m): 12:38am On Mar 20, 2015 |
.cc:me |
| Re: 2015 Top JOKES. by Nobody: 12:42am On Mar 20, 2015 |
OMG i cant stop laughing....  |
| Re: 2015 Top JOKES. by falconey(m): 12:43am On Mar 20, 2015 |
KashyBaby: Thankz. |
| Re: 2015 Top JOKES. by falconey(m): 7:35am On Mar 20, 2015 |
| Re: 2015 Top JOKES. by 42n8dzydoo(m): 8:02am On Mar 20, 2015 |
falconey:If you ask me, na who I go ask? |
| Re: 2015 Top JOKES. by Nobody: 12:03pm On Mar 20, 2015 |
Have this ======> |
| Re: 2015 Top JOKES. by falconey(m): 12:43pm On Mar 20, 2015 |
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