Was watching a Ghanaian soap so this couple just 'kpanshd' and the babe started making her demands. This was their conversation:

GIRLFRIEND: Bae, pls I need some money.

BOYFRIEND: Meen, I'm broke now, I have just 15K and I'm saving for my admission form.

GIRLFRIEND: Ahaan, but you know what I would do if I was the one. You should atleast sacrifice for me.

BOYFRIEND: Well, no problem, provided you let me know the junction I should put it at. And it better be a reasonable oracle that would eat it. *walks away*


Hehehe, omoo as I hear the Ghana guy response eh, na so I shock. I laugh die, the babe sef just dey look till the guy waka comot. I go use am for my babe's next post-punany demand.