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Whats Your Funniest Bible Verse..?? by johnydon22(m): 11:43am On Mar 22, 2015 |
What are your funniest biblical verse or story.. mine is "In genesis 1 god said let there be light and their was light then he created day and night and then on the fourth day he created the sun that supposed to be responsible for day and night when he already created day and night on the first day. ayam like WTF 1 Like |
Re: Whats Your Funniest Bible Verse..?? by Nobody: 12:27pm On Mar 22, 2015 |
bible is in fact a comic book, 2 king 6:29 a woman cooked and ate her son 3 Likes |
Re: Whats Your Funniest Bible Verse..?? by Nobody: 12:53pm On Mar 22, 2015 |
Hmmm, tough one... I'll have to go with Gen 1 - Rev 22 That part was hilarious! 1 Like |
Re: Whats Your Funniest Bible Verse..?? by emmyskies(m): 11:14pm On Mar 22, 2015 |
Yeah, you can amuse yourself with the mighty and infallible word of the Most High GOD but just an advice: A man that swallows a whole coconut should have enough faith in his anus. Hope you guys would be ready for the consequence for eternity when same word you ridicule stand to condemn you 2 Likes |
Re: Whats Your Funniest Bible Verse..?? by johnydon22(m): 9:20am On Mar 23, 2015 |
emmyskies: Lolzzz and balaam's donkey talked.... anyway i hope you are also ready to face allahs consequences in eternity when your unbelief in allah stand to condemn you.. 1 Like |
Re: Whats Your Funniest Bible Verse..?? by wordcat(m): 1:28pm On Mar 23, 2015 |
johnydon22: That is the lords doing and it is marvellous in our eyes! Our god is a miracle worker. He works in mysterious ways. Remember that his ways are not our ways. But seriously, bible is nothing but a Jewish folklores 1 Like |
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