What are your funniest biblical verse or story..

mine is "In genesis 1 god said let there be light and their was light then he created day and night and then on the fourth day he created the sun that supposed to be responsible for day and night when he already created day and night on the first day. ayam like WTF

bible is in fact a comic book, 2 king 6:29 a woman cooked and ate her son

Hmmm, tough one...

I'll have to go with Gen 1 - Rev 22

That part was hilarious!

Yeah, you can amuse yourself with the mighty and infallible word of the Most High GOD but just an advice:

A man that swallows a whole coconut should have enough faith in his anus.

Hope you guys would be ready for the consequence for eternity when same word you ridicule stand to condemn you

emmyskies:
Yeah, you can amuse yourself with the mighty and infallible word of the Most High GOD but just an advice:

A man that swallows a whole coconut should have enough faith in his anus.

Hope you guys would be ready for the consequence for eternity when same word you ridicule stand to condemn you

Lolzzz and balaam's donkey talked.... anyway i hope you are also ready to face allahs consequences in eternity when your unbelief in allah stand to condemn you..

johnydon22:
What are your funniest biblical verse or story..

mine is "In genesis 1 god said let there be light and their was light then he created day and night and then on the fourth day he created the sun that supposed to be responsible for day and night when he already created day and night on the first day. ayam like WTF

That is the lords doing and it is marvellous in our eyes!

Our god is a miracle worker. He works in mysterious ways.

Remember that his ways are not our ways.

But seriously, bible is nothing but a Jewish folklores