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Open Letter From GDA (garri Drinkers Association) by Nobody: 6:29pm On Mar 23, 2015
I write this under the permission of GDA (garri drinkers association) ..

Dear manger,chucko's burger
We garri drinkers are vexing for you big time cause you guys have been falling hand this this .. You captured our garri mind when you first arrive with your sensational taste which was very fantastic .. That we couldn't do without drinking garri at least twice a day .. Bt this days because you have made enough money selling your goods .. You now toying with our garri sensation .. Your peanuts are now sold for #10naira haba !!! It was #5naira before now .. That apart .. You have reduced the milk in the peanut .. Now na only groundnut we groundnut we dey taste .. Make I switch to pdgin jare .. Cus I dy vex 4 una .. Una don start to dey scam .. Person go una product nothing go dy inside .. Unto wetin na ! There z God o .. Una don reduce d amount of peanut inside too .. GDA members in agege .. Ajegunle .. Ebute metta .. Agbado .. Surulere are vexing big tym .. Pls change b4 we switch oooo .. We love your burger me ajibola (wahalaboy) loves you burger .. From behalf of GDA (garri drinkers association ) we plead you to change please thank you .

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Re: Open Letter From GDA (garri Drinkers Association) by Nobody: 6:38pm On Mar 23, 2015
thanks we noticed that too. I hope it get to the appropriate quarters.
Re: Open Letter From GDA (garri Drinkers Association) by Cooljoe1(m): 6:39pm On Mar 23, 2015
Take heart bro,but i will advise u to switch to one kulikuli,dat kulikuli can only be found in ilorin d kwara state capital,tk it with ijebu garri,ur lyf will neva remain d same my #2kobo

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Re: Open Letter From GDA (garri Drinkers Association) by Nobody: 6:53pm On Mar 23, 2015
afolag:
thanks we noticed that too. I hope it get to the appropriate quarters.
Abi ooo .. Dem dy fall our hand no b small
Re: Open Letter From GDA (garri Drinkers Association) by Nobody: 6:54pm On Mar 23, 2015
Cooljoe1:
Take heart bro,but i will advise u to switch to one kulikuli,dat kulikuli can only be found in ilorin d kwara state capital,tk it with ijebu garri,ur lyf will neva remain d same my #2kobo
Them nah dy sell 4 our area na
If u tk am has just importing it
U go mk am o
Re: Open Letter From GDA (garri Drinkers Association) by Cooljoe1(m): 7:00pm On Mar 23, 2015
ajixkhid1:

Them nah dy sell 4 our area na
If u tk am has just importing it
U go mk am o
with dis ur english,making u my marketing manager and P.R.O isnt a bad idea,abi what u thought?
Re: Open Letter From GDA (garri Drinkers Association) by Nobody: 7:05pm On Mar 23, 2015
Cooljoe1:

with dis ur english,making u my marketing manager and P.R.O isnt a bad idea,abi what u thought?
Hehe .. Am sorry for my english sir .. I was in an haste 2 reply you that's why .. I wouldn't mind you making me your PRO .. I will honour it sir .. "What u thought thought " gbam !!! See as my c.e.o Bleep up .. We be same thing .. We qonna mk good partners!
Re: Open Letter From GDA (garri Drinkers Association) by Cooljoe1(m): 7:08pm On Mar 23, 2015
ajixkhid1:

Hehe .. Am sorry for my english sir .. I was in an haste 2 reply you that's why .. I wouldn't mind you making me your PRO .. I will honour it sir .. "What u thought thought " gbam !!! See as my c.e.o Bleep up .. We be same thing .. We qonna mk good partners!
#chaiii are u accusing ur c.e.o of mking an error? In short...no interviewed for u again
Re: Open Letter From GDA (garri Drinkers Association) by Nobody: 7:11pm On Mar 23, 2015
Cooljoe1:

#chaiii are u accusing ur c.e.o of mking an error? In short...no interviewed for u again
Boss abeg nah vex ..
Na play I dey follow you play na
Abi dem nah dey follow person boss play again
Nawa 4 u o
Re: Open Letter From GDA (garri Drinkers Association) by Cooljoe1(m): 8:59pm On Mar 23, 2015
ajixkhid1:

Boss abeg nah vex ..
Na play I dey follow you play na
Abi dem nah dey follow person boss play again
Nawa 4 u o
no no no no no.....u wanna flog me naw? Flog me naw....
Re: Open Letter From GDA (garri Drinkers Association) by whillyamz98(m): 9:26pm On Mar 23, 2015
This guys don dey Bleep us up. Even GDA members for ejigbo, ikotun, oke afa, jakande, ijegun and igando don dey vex sef. Sometin must be done o

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