Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / New
Stats: 3,153,554 members, 7,819,975 topics. Date: Tuesday, 07 May 2024 at 07:49 AM

A Proper Yoruba Upbringing - Family - Nairaland

Nairaland Forum / Nairaland / General / Family / A Proper Yoruba Upbringing (445 Views)

Is It Proper/Healthy For A Man To Suck His Wife's Bosom Milk? / Is it proper for My Younger Brother to Bring Girls into My Room? / It Is Proper To Have Sex During Fasting Period? (2) (3) (4)

(1) (Reply)

A Proper Yoruba Upbringing by Bamoha(m): 7:51pm On Mar 23, 2015
YORUBA MOTHERS!!!
Yoruba mothers are one of the best when it comes to child upbringing. Yoruba mothers produce the best range of slaps: IGBATI, IFOTI, IGBAJU, IGBARUN, IFORUN, IFAKUN, ILADI, ABARA. These slaps will make you think you were adopted. IGBATI will make you correct your wrongs instantly! The beauty of IFOTI is, you will confess your sins on the spot. IGBARUN, IGBAJU and IFORUN will make you expose those who committed the crime with you without hesitation. ABARA and ILADI will make you pee in your new pants. And apart from IGBAJU, we have an advanced one which is IGBAJU OLOYI. When you receive that one, you'll lose balance and your head will go into "auto-search"as you'll be looking for what hit you.
Oh!!! IGBAJU OLOYI... It can reset someone to 3D (DEAF,DUMB and DAFT). You'll be told 'let's go home' and you'll say 'its in my pocket'... LOL !!!
GOD bless our parents for the good upbringing. If you were brought-up in yoruba land,regardless of how caring your mother was, you would have encountered these slaps..... I know you're now laughing unless you're not a YORUBA but enjoy it all the same. Morning.
Re: A Proper Yoruba Upbringing by Ewuro4: 1:14am On Mar 24, 2015
SMh

(1) (Reply)

Ernest And Crew Fumigation/cleaning Services / People Do Not Do Registry Weddings To Prevent polygamy / Don't Get Too Emotionally Attached To Other Women

(Go Up)

Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health
religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket

Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10)

Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 7
Disclaimer: Every Nairaland member is solely responsible for anything that he/she posts or uploads on Nairaland.