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INTRIGUING: A Kenyan Version Of Olajumoke, The Bread Seller / Pete Edochie Collection Of Proverbs (2) (3) (4)

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Intriguing Celebrity proverbs. (see) by StevinMorgan(m): 10:07am On Mar 24, 2015
INTRIGUING CELEBRITY
PROVERBS.

1. The anger of a manhood
doesn't destroy the vag-ina.
(Burnaboy)

2. There's no virgin in a
maternity ward. (i go die)

3. A child can play with it's
mother's bosoms but not with
the father's testicles. (soyinka)

4. The man who marries a
beautiful woman and the
farmer who grows corns by
the roadside have the same
problem. (Buhari)

5. When you see a woman
sitting with her legs open,
never tell her to close them,
because you do not know her
source of fresh air.
(2face)

6. He who says that nothing
lasts forever has never tried
Hausa perfume .(soundsultan)

7. The only woman who
knows where her man is
every night is a widow.
[ini edo]

8. An erected manhood has no
conscience. (2face)

9. If u go to sleep with an
itching anus, you are sure to
wake up with smelly fingers.
(chika ike)

10. The day a mosquito lands
on your testicles is the day
you will know there is a
better way of resolving issues
without using violence.
(buhari)
Re: Intriguing Celebrity proverbs. (see) by Nobody: 10:21am On Mar 24, 2015
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